this is not helpful...

[lyssie]

dear Sam Anders and Kara Thrace,

I know I have said this before, but it god-damn-frakkin' bears repeating:

STOP HAVING SEX IN MY HEAD WHILE I'M AT WORK.

Especially SHOWER SEX. Because, honestly, the mental image of the two of you kicking everyone out of the shower area and Kara proving to Sam that the designers of the big G's head made those shelves for toiletries for more than one purpose? Yeah.

I'd like to not have a goofy grin on my face, please. It probably disturbs my co-workers.

No love, or porn for you,
Lyssie

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[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* What happened to my Kara trying to give Kacey a bath..err shower story?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Dude, this scene alone is, like, 1,000 words. And Kacey is about to go all sniffly at Kara, after making her really work to get her clean and dressed. Oh, Kara, you are in SUCH trouble.

(the porn was written last night, it's just, apparently, STUCK a lot)