this is not helpful...

[lyssie]

dear Sam Anders and Kara Thrace,

I know I have said this before, but it god-damn-frakkin' bears repeating:

STOP HAVING SEX IN MY HEAD WHILE I'M AT WORK.

Especially SHOWER SEX. Because, honestly, the mental image of the two of you kicking everyone out of the shower area and Kara proving to Sam that the designers of the big G's head made those shelves for toiletries for more than one purpose? Yeah.

I'd like to not have a goofy grin on my face, please. It probably disturbs my co-workers.

No love, or porn for you,
Lyssie

Comments

[liam22.livejournal.com]

Oh thanks, put the image in my head why don't you. Well, I guess you might as well spread the goofy grins around. lol

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm all for making other people have the image. Since I can't hook my brain up to the internet and produce visual porn that way...

Think about it, though. Empty room, shower tiles, and it's been a little too long since they've had sex, so they're both a little frustrated. And then Sam gets evil in the middle of it and drags it out and...

It's been in my head all day, it's only fair other people have to think about it.

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* What happened to my Kara trying to give Kacey a bath..err shower story?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Dude, this scene alone is, like, 1,000 words. And Kacey is about to go all sniffly at Kara, after making her really work to get her clean and dressed. Oh, Kara, you are in SUCH trouble.

(the porn was written last night, it's just, apparently, STUCK a lot)

[kellifer-fic.livejournal.com]

No love, or porn for you,

Wash your mouth out!! There *needs* to be the Kara/Sam porn. (Oh for me to have S2 and S3 so I can read stories... waaaaah!)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I... am about to post porn, actually. But there are spoilers.

Wait. No seasons two or three? You have not seen the hotness of Kara/Anders? *stares* Oh, man. You poor thing.