I had a skim of who had written for SG and BSG and there's like someone who I want to spork and drag Sam and Janet out of his clutches... I might get around to reading some of the authors I know not to be character assasins (like you!) but the overwhelming presence of some authors put me off enough not to even bother writing anything!
God, that one particular author seems to have written nearly every damned Sam/Janet piece, plus one Sam/Kara piece. *weeps with rage*
Prolific =/= in-character!
I figure if I write anything for it, I'm going to be swiping a prompt, giving credit, and putting it in my journal anyway. I can't even bring myself to skim when I see something ridiculous like that one particular author anyway!
There was one Sam/Janet prompt for 'blood' that just screams darkfic to me.
Is there any way to make my brain not read words when I look at them? Because it HURTS to read that author's stuff. I had to squeeze my eyes shut and hit 'page down' REALLY fast to try and get past it.
I suspect the problem is that I have been lucky in that a good 75% of the not-written-by-me Sam/Kara has been fairly decent. And, thus, I did not think it would be quite so bad. sigh.
I've been saying Lizzie had all of SGwun for months and months. She totally had Janet, too. *cackles*
I'm not about to let a little thing like character death get in the way of a hot pairing. And God, you're so not wrong. Excuse me while I go off and contemplate what all of those pairings would look like. Because, guh.
Oh god, they haven't done a Sam/Kara, seriously? I'm going to cry. I thought they were staying outta my new fandom. Everywhere I turn they are there...
Hee, that's likely my plan. I have so many wip's at the moment but there were a few bsg and SG prompts that I'd like to try sometime - shame there weren't any good Law and Order SVU ones, cause I'm loving that fandom at the moment (the majority of femslashers there can't spell the characters names, it makes a mediocre writer like myself look good ;) heh)
He started writing Farscape too! Please stop slashing Aeryn when for the entirety of the series we have ONE potential past female lover for her (based on SUBTEXT only), and the three or four possible other love interests for her (those two PK guys first and second season, plus Crais and John) have been male.
Mmm, SVU femslash. And I need to check out the prompts to see what else catches my interest. (And oh, shut up, you're not a mediocre writer.)
*coughs* *shoves Beka/Aeryn under carpet* *whistles innocently*
Aeryn can be slashed with women, there's just a LOT of baggage to go along with it. Or, you can cheat and just have Kara hold her down while Sam, ah, persuades her.
*coughs* Uh. No, Mr. Work censor, I don't know what you're talking about. (I should go home)
Okay, fine, I'm totally bitching because of the idiot writer, really. Because I'd read your story with that pairing and love it, I know that. (Hypocrisy is my friend, right?) You're right about the baggage and all that.
Oh. My. You know, you could write that. I certainly wouldn't mind reading it.
They have. It's sad. (I don't care if I've replied, I want to say it again). And if you want good Sam/Kara, I vote woodface's, because hers actually have plot. Mine are just "Oooh, porn."
It worries me that they can't spell names. Dude, it's not like it's hard to look up. This isn't ten years ago when you had to buy, like, Starlog for character name spellings!
Also, to make things easier, there is now a Porn Battle Master list. (181 fics, baby. Not bad for a first time) http://community.livejournal.com/femslash_today/23753.html?style=mine
(That's like me and any pairing, I may not read it, but if someone I know/appreciate as a half decent writer writes it, then I'll read it cause in character fic = love!)
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If you email me your address, I will brainstorm on how to send you chocolate.
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Oooo.
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Prolific =/= in-character!
I figure if I write anything for it, I'm going to be swiping a prompt, giving credit, and putting it in my journal anyway. I can't even bring myself to skim when I see something ridiculous like that one particular author anyway!
There was one Sam/Janet prompt for 'blood' that just screams darkfic to me.
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*cries some more, right into her lunch*
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Is there any way to make my brain not read words when I look at them? Because it HURTS to read that author's stuff. I had to squeeze my eyes shut and hit 'page down' REALLY fast to try and get past it.
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Because. Dude. Sam/Kara. *cries again*
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There is a very definite reason that I didn't offer any prompts for my crack pairing of Elizabeth/Janet. And that would be that author.
*offers chocolate*
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I've been saying Lizzie had all of SGwun for months and months. She totally had Janet, too. *cackles*
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I'm not about to let a little thing like character death get in the way of a hot pairing. And God, you're so not wrong. Excuse me while I go off and contemplate what all of those pairings would look like. Because, guh.
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Hee, that's likely my plan. I have so many wip's at the moment but there were a few bsg and SG prompts that I'd like to try sometime - shame there weren't any good Law and Order SVU ones, cause I'm loving that fandom at the moment (the majority of femslashers there can't spell the characters names, it makes a mediocre writer like myself look good ;) heh)
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Mmm, SVU femslash. And I need to check out the prompts to see what else catches my interest. (And oh, shut up, you're not a mediocre writer.)
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Aeryn can be slashed with women, there's just a LOT of baggage to go along with it. Or, you can cheat and just have Kara hold her down while Sam, ah, persuades her.
*coughs* Uh. No, Mr. Work censor, I don't know what you're talking about. (I should go home)
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Oh. My. You know, you could write that. I certainly wouldn't mind reading it.
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I'm currently having, um, mental images of that, and, um, it may not be entirely legal for that much hot to be in the same room together.
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I love SVU Olivia/Alex and Olivia/Casey ♥
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It worries me that they can't spell names. Dude, it's not like it's hard to look up. This isn't ten years ago when you had to buy, like, Starlog for character name spellings!
Also, to make things easier, there is now a Porn Battle Master list. (181 fics, baby. Not bad for a first time) http://community.livejournal.com/femslash_today/23753.html?style=mine
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But yeah, that the most frustrating thing in SVU - Olivia is often misspellted/typod but no one beta's anything in the fandom I swear!
Yay for a master list so I can avoid certain people *G*
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I spotted you wrote a few for the porn battle, shall get round to reading them shortly *G*
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Eh. No worries. Most of mine were of the Very Eclectic variety. *g*
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Yeah. Most of mine were of the Eclectic Pairing variety.
ps. if this posts twice, I blame, er, my brain.
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LINK ME? For fun?
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Femslash_Today (http://community.livejournal.com/femslash_today/23265.html)'s porn battle.
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You hate your brain and you know it. *nods sagely*
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*gives you pudding* It is chocolate and tastly. Not that I've had any in a long time. WOE. THREE MORE WEEKS.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
And if not, er... Chocolate pudding is tasty?