zomg. Steaaaaaaaaalthy things

[lyssie]

Seriously. Dude. Am I the only one who gets stealth cramps? You're going along, assuming the occasional twinges are just because you drank too much water.

And then two days later, WHAMMO, bleeding like a stuck pig.

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[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

You know, I wonder, have any of us actually stuck a pig with something?

Because really? I'm quite sure a pig bleeds less than us. From now on? I'm going to use random animals in that phrase, such as, "I'm bleeding like a stuck narwhal!"

In other news, you have my sympathies and I would give you chocolate if I had any.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

See, I'm not so sure. Although, I'm considering alternatives. I kind of like "Bleeding like a chicken with its head cut off!" Hrm. Bleeding like a giraffe attacked by a shark?

Thank you.

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

I'm all for the 'Bleeding like a giraffe attacked by a shark'. Sounds good to me.

You're welcome.