zomg. Steaaaaaaaaalthy things

[lyssie]

Seriously. Dude. Am I the only one who gets stealth cramps? You're going along, assuming the occasional twinges are just because you drank too much water.

And then two days later, WHAMMO, bleeding like a stuck pig.

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[aj.livejournal.com]

I had that happen a few times. STUPID STUPID BODY.

But mine are more of the "Did I eat peanutbutter? Crap, I did..."

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

RAR. Yes. Stupid body. *SULKS*

Although this totally explains the unreasonable CHOCOLATE NOW OMG craving. sigh.

[aj.livejournal.com]

I'm lucky because usually I go "OW, FUCK BOOBS. WTF?"

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Only it's not two days, it's usually more like 12 hours, and you would *think* I would make the connection. But usually, I don't. Maybe it's my body's way of demanding I pay more attention to it, dammit.

[morwen_peredhil]

Before I had laser surgery for endometriosis, I often started cramping a full week before my period. Now it sometimes happens a day or two in advance, but I can live with that.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Bubble baths. Pampering. Hrm. Ys.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Eep. Yes, I suspect if mine were ever worse, I'd never complain about these. I do, however, still want chocolate.

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

Gah. The whole thing tends to creep up behind me in utter silence, then one day out of nowhere it's WHAM, CRAMPS FROM HELL, and the next day the Red Sea.

It also doesn't help that my system apparently has no sense of regular time and I can go anywhere from a month to four months between cycles. Grr.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Now that my diet is a little less with the refined sugars, I don't get them as bad. Er... other than those Cadbury Eggs I ate... and the shitload of Swedish Fish I've been eating... crap, this month is going to SUCK.

Sigh.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

I've got a guerrila uterus. Likes to attack when I least expect it. ;)

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

You know, I wonder, have any of us actually stuck a pig with something?

Because really? I'm quite sure a pig bleeds less than us. From now on? I'm going to use random animals in that phrase, such as, "I'm bleeding like a stuck narwhal!"

In other news, you have my sympathies and I would give you chocolate if I had any.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I have no clue if mine has a sense of regular time. I'm absolutely horrible about counting days/weeks.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I don't get them horribly, usually. But they're like... sneaky. Yes.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snerks* It sneaks around and hides in the woods, painted in cammo green.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

See, I'm not so sure. Although, I'm considering alternatives. I kind of like "Bleeding like a chicken with its head cut off!" Hrm. Bleeding like a giraffe attacked by a shark?

Thank you.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

Yep! It's also got at least three days of razor-stubble. How the hell does a female reproductive orgain get razor-stubble!?

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

I'm all for the 'Bleeding like a giraffe attacked by a shark'. Sounds good to me.

You're welcome.