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Because I'm sure you all wanted to know... (Jaka)
How batshit-fucking-insane Jaka is.
The recent discussion on the 17+ list included one poster mentioning a scary Gundam Wing fic which involved using a pistol to bring a woman off. Now, those of us who are female already knew this was a bad idea.
Jaka, apparently, doesn't think we know that enough, and proceeds to tell us WHY it's bad. In fairly graphic detail.
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First off, guns are very unsanitary, have edges that could damage a vagina, the gun oil stinks for days no matter how much you wash your hands (talking from personal experience with an ak fortyseven), their shape would hurt a woman more than bring pleasure.
And then we even have to consider the damage done to the gun itself, also having to consider than any form of a gun (sidearms or assault rifles) are expensive. Female sexual juices aren't exactly good for the mechanisms and the materials from which it is made. It
would take alot to clean it (more than it would be worth it), though there's a big chance it would never be clean enough and who would want to run around with a gun that smells of a woman's juices?
And who would risk the chance of a forgotten round in the chamber?
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Words do not describe how much I wish he would go away.
The recent discussion on the 17+ list included one poster mentioning a scary Gundam Wing fic which involved using a pistol to bring a woman off. Now, those of us who are female already knew this was a bad idea.
Jaka, apparently, doesn't think we know that enough, and proceeds to tell us WHY it's bad. In fairly graphic detail.
::::Begin Transmission::::
First off, guns are very unsanitary, have edges that could damage a vagina, the gun oil stinks for days no matter how much you wash your hands (talking from personal experience with an ak fortyseven), their shape would hurt a woman more than bring pleasure.
And then we even have to consider the damage done to the gun itself, also having to consider than any form of a gun (sidearms or assault rifles) are expensive. Female sexual juices aren't exactly good for the mechanisms and the materials from which it is made. It
would take alot to clean it (more than it would be worth it), though there's a big chance it would never be clean enough and who would want to run around with a gun that smells of a woman's juices?
And who would risk the chance of a forgotten round in the chamber?
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Words do not describe how much I wish he would go away.
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And if he's really had experience with an AK47, would he type it as "ak fortyseven"? I mean, that's not even how you spell forty seven.
*headdesk*
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