some things, you should never challenge...

[lyssie]

challenge is for someone to write a fic where Sam watches the [last episode of JAG] and then puts the paralle[l]s of her life and Mac's life (the two fiance thing...in love with partner/team member..etc.) together and then somehow ends up with Jack.

Far be it for me to STOP creativity.

Dear flist. Please. Go forth. Write Sam watching JAG.

And remember to label it properly.

(if you can kill off Daniel and bring back Jonas, all the better)

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[qwirky.livejournal.com]

SG-1/JAG CROSSOVER omfg!

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Daniel had died, and Jonas was back.

Sam sat weeping in front of her telly.

Suddenly, JAG came on.

What's this now? Sam wondered, through her cascade of tears. Oh! she realized. It was JAG! Her favorite programme! Avidly, she watched.

"My God," she said aloud, "Mac's life is an exact duplicate copy metaphorical parallel of my own!"

"Whu?" For suddenly, Jack had appeared in her living room, naked and erect and covered in lipstick.

"Oh, Jonnie!" Sam cried, also naked, as she had been from the beginning, throwing her arms around Jack. "My darling! My love! My Harm!"

Jack was confused. "... Carter?"

"No! Harm!" she admonished. "You must call me Mac! For I am your lovebird, your joy, your Colonel Sarah MacKenzie!"

His hard parts rubbed against her soft parts. "... 'K."

Thrilled, Sam ravished Jack. And all was well. Not much later, Sam legally changed her name to Sarah MacKenzie, dyed her hair brown, and joined the Marines. Jack, scared by this and the fact that Sam constantly called him Harm, ran away with Thor and Jonas, and the three lived in blissful gay utopia menage a trois style.

The End

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

You forgot that they lived in Pegasus Galaxy.

*cackles madly*

That's fabulous! *loves you*