lyssie: (Ficbutton stolen from A.j.)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-04-13 12:20 am

SG-1/A crossover. Shortfic.

Disclaimer: not mine. rating: er. mostly kid-safe, but there is mention of naked body parts.
Archive: please ask.
set: er. no continuity.
Notes: The request was... "something involving nekkid Daniel, nekkid Shep, and
nekkid Mckay all in the same bed hehe. don't ask."
I'm hoping this fulfills it. (apparently, unless I'm writing cannibalism, I don't write teh hot mansex0rz)

too early
by ALC Punk!

It wasn't where he was supposed to be.

His legs were tangled with someone else's, and Daniel was pretty sure there were too many hands half-open on his chest.

The last time he'd woken like this had been after Jack was defrosted and SG-1 'celebrated'. Only Teal'c could walk straight for the next few days. And no one talked about it.

Daniel carefully opened one eye. Yep. Definitely not where he was supposed to be.

The man on his left shifted slightly, and Daniel considered.

He could, conceivably, get up and run like hell. Or he could be polite. And Daniel was always polite.

"Good morning, Major Sheppard."

The man shifted again, rolling to stare at him. "Dr. ... Jackson."

A groan from Daniel's other side alerted them to the third occupant's awakening state. "What the--"

The Major moved and peered over Daniel, then said cheerfully, "Morning, McKar. Sleep well?"

"No, Major, I did not. In fact, I--"

Daniel sighed, "Dr. McKay, that is me you're groping."

"Oh. Sorry. I thought..."

Major Sheppard snickered, "I'll have to remember this the next time you claim you wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed."

"I normally do, Major. It's just this time, I'm a little disoriented. I'm not used to waking up next to a naked Daniel Jackson."

Daniel settled back against his pillow. "If I close my eyes will the two of you be a dream?"

"No." Sheppard flopped an arm over Daniel and poked Rodney. "I kinda like it here."

"Fine." Daniel closed his eyes anyway.

McKay's hand flopped back onto his chest. "Too damned early to be up anyway."

"Yup."

Daniel nodded. Besides. He hated awkward questions before he'd had his coffee. And Sam was sure to wander in eventually with said substance. She, after all, had probably ended up with Jack. And they didn't do romantic morning afters well.

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
*points* Naked men in bed together. And gratuitous OT4 and Sam/Jack.

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
*steps out of House haze and re-read*

OH!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
*g* Thank you. Mwahahahah.

[identity profile] nakedtoes.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
*g* and 'aw' and many other things in between
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. *eg*

[identity profile] pwincess.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray! Well done.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you=) *bows*

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

*lots*

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! *smooches back*

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
*ADORES YOUR ICON!!!!*

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-15 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*blush* Thank you!

Ooh, yours is very pretty, too. *stares*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
He can... be off taking a piss. And return to kick Rodney in the shins because Rodney is now hogging that entire side of the bed. (Daniel and Shep know about combat sleeping, so they're more economical about sleep. Teh Rodneh sprawls)

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
This is like OT-Orgy and I like it. The fic I mean.

[identity profile] katcorvi.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Just wanted to say that I love your icon. More OT3!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* (It's all about the sex, baby) Yay!

[identity profile] katcorvi.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my!! Poor Daniel, but he seems to be dealing with it just fine.

Love this one.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*(laugh* Well, this is, er, OT4/5 Daniel, most likely.... Thank you =)

[identity profile] ness-va.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehhehee *giggles*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* Thankyou!

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

Enjoyed it!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-13 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*eg* Thank you!