hrm...

[lyssie]

So, having scared Claira off by trying to decide about Marya's motivation in BSG, I now turn to other thoughts.

I declare tomorrow Make Fools of Porn Day. *handwave* Some of you may recall November of last year. The Blackest of Days (or whitest, depending on your pov) became Make Porn Not War....

Give 'em to me, baby. (almost) any fandom, pairing, whatever. I'll do OT5, orgies, masturbation and everything in-between. Children and incest need not apply.

Quotes, pairings (no amalgamated names this means you, Canth), a phrase, one word, two... I'll turn around and shove out anything from 100 to *checks* 1000 words. It might not always be porn, it might not always be good.

*flexes fingers*

Comments

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

It's tomorrow here already, so can I start now? *bounces in anticipation*

SG-1 (because of the lack of originality), any pairing except for S/J or Dan/Jan (because of the boredom), erm, with the word 'snorkel'.

Hope that's not too vague?

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Um, could I have Jonas in there somewhere? (Er, Jonas the second - why did they call them by the same name again) Because I was pondering the existence of good Jonas fic, and I can't remember reading any. Ever. Poor guy never gets any lurve

[bantha-fodder.livejournal.com]

Starbuck/Apollo/Helo: I shouldn't have driven, you shouldn't have driven, but we got there, had a good time - 'Thank You' by The Whitlams (not my most favourite of Whitlams songs, but has some great lines).

[woodface]

I want either Chiana/Sikozu, Sam/Kara, Kara/Helo or Sam/Kara/Helo. (preferably without angst because dude overdose)

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

"I'll do OT5, orgies, masturbation and everything in-between"

Sorry, you're just talking about writing fiction, aren't you?

Dang.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Yes. Sorry.

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you'd even eat one of those toffees in a particularly erotic way?

Us few remaining RP English chaps can't be seen to get our hands dirty, y'know.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snerks* I'll, ah... Let you know.

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

Bless you, my child. ;-)

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Daniel masturbation. Just because I don't think that's something you'd ever write normally. And I'm dying to see what you'd do with it. *raises brows*

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

"Daniel masturbation. Just because I don't think that's something you'd ever write normally. And I'm dying to see what you'd do with it."

Hair gel?

Right, I'll leave you all alone, sorry, sorry, sorry...

...

No, that's a fire door... sorry...

...

Ah, a window.

*falls*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Hair gel?

That would be a Jonas masturbation fic.

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

I want Ducky/Abby from NCIS.

Quote: "They'd never suspect that we were freaky like this."


Or something with Gibbs, because Gibbs needs sex. Pair him with whomever-your choice-just so long as it's het. I love Gibbs far too much to see him with another man-it would kill me-sob! Possible Suggestions: Gibbs/Abby, Gibbs/Kate, Gibbs/ex-wife, etc. Or it doesn't even have to be sex.

Quote: "I don't seem to remember giving you a choice in the manner."

Erm, anyway...

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

Quote: "I don't seem to remember giving you a choice in the manner."

That should read "matter", not "manner". Anyway...

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

You've taken away my annoying amalgamated names, and my incest. For these crimes, you must pay. >.>

Sheppard/Ford/Zelenka/Bates.

Zak Adama/Gaius Baltar/Six.

"Look, when I asked you to diagnose me, I didn't ask you to diagnose me as pregnant."

"Anyone seen where I put my gun? I can't find my gun." "It's in your bra."

[warinbabylon.livejournal.com]

Any pairing in DW.

Quote: "Seriously...if you Time Lords can make a TARDIS larger on the inside then on the outside...explain this..."

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Travis/Zhaan, sex but no actual intercourse, and along the AFD theme, the quote "The fool deserved to die".

[skellingtonjon.livejournal.com]

Wasp/Lizard, preferably Secret Wars era, with bonus points for it being Scaly!Lizard and Tiny!Wasp.

;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...I don't think I even know who Lizard is.

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

Oh go on. 2nd Romana on herself. Thinking about whatever you like.

"Now that was something she hadn't considered before..."

"If only she'd had a dictionary to hand."

[secretive-bus.livejournal.com]

Erotica with a wryly witty and comedic spin, should be more of that in the world.

And if you do it, you didn't get it from me.

*pulls down brim of hat and walks straight into a lamp post*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*mocks lightly*

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Scully/Skinner

"....two out of three ain't bad...."

I'm singing Meatloaf there, but you don't have to stick with his two or three, but can make up your own.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*squicks!!!*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Errrr..... SAM/JACK!!! or REPLICARTER/anyone!!! Ummm... JACK RESCUES SAM, damnit. I want that fic!!! :)

*eyes you*

[aj.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask for West Wing fic? Nah, I'm not that stupid. Um... *headtilts*

Liz/John, "Hey, that's MY bagel!" and... um. A shoe!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

You can have my first born if you do Adama/Roslin for me. With Kara mockage.

*puppy eyes*

You know...

[beverly-mcintyr.livejournal.com]

...last time you posted something like this, I skipped.

However, since I'm not getting anything done, I've had a mental request made.

Do Rogue/Dakota if you can. ;}

[anr]

Sheppard/Weir, with an emphasis on their hands (ie, LOTS of touching), will make me love you forever and ever and ever.

[daisycm83.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Too good to pass up, even in my much stressed state.

How about...*mentally debates*

Oh. NCIS/Stargate. Because heh. Too funny.