and the wank wins.

[lyssie]

Congrats. I suppose this just means one less place to post fic. *shrugs*

In other news, were you aware that othere are only two (or three) Stargate fans who hold the characters all up to the same standards?

Remember, if you're a chick, you're supposed to hate Carter, and you can either pick Teyla or Weir. You can't like both, and god forbid you hold any of the three to the same standard the men are held.

Conversely, if you're male, you probably still prefer Jack and Sheppard, and find Weir boring and Teyla only sexy if she's not dressed.

Remember, people, make every effort to sound as hypocritical as possible.

After all, everyone else is doing it.

Comments

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Does this have anything to do with the insane explosion of posts on shep_n_weir? Because I haven't read them, fearing spoilers, but am worried that whenever that list gets active it's probably going to end badly. Or with discussions of breastmilk.

-- Little Red, most absentee mod ever.

*is random*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*brings you a milkshake*

*kills self for corniness*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*is brought to the yard*

*giggles muchly*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

You, me and Julio :)

*sings*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*me and julio down by the schoolyard...*

Er. *hides from lyssie

Re: *sings*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Although we're on task with our icons proving our MAD LOVE OF SAM&LIZ.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Y'know, I loathe the genii. I think Sora is irritating.

I don't think I've ever spent several days saying so on a list that is devoted to a pairing that has nothing to do with her.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

My favorite thing about Sora? She's not signed on for season 2. They don't expect to bring her back. Meaning, the girl is ROTTING IN THE 'LANTIS BRIG FOR THE REST OF TIME! They'll bring her out in season four and she'll be a starving skeleton of a vampiress who kills Zelenka or something.

*steps warily in front of Zelenka, he is NOT to die...*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Well, if you told them Teyla wasn't signed, they'd be really happy.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Just the usual irritating bunch of idiots trying to take over the asylum.

But... but... THEY WANKED WITHOUT ME! *sniffs*

But Nos' made me feel better by calling me a BNF HOR. So it's all good.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*claps*

Yes. They did. And, hey, look, you got in a dig at Teyla, too. Go, you.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Gosh. How shallow of me to dislike a character because either their writers or the actor in question SUCKS.

Feel free to *totally* disregard my previous statements these last couple of, oh *weeks* - about Sheppard being a complete jackass recently in favour of lumping me in with those idiots.

Is there a decent Teyla episode upcoming? *I don't know*. I'll be nicely surprised if there is, won't I?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm just still amazed that the list, which was about Sheppard and Weir, devolved into "Teyla is stupid, throw rocks at her."

*shrugs*