and the wank wins.

[lyssie]

Congrats. I suppose this just means one less place to post fic. *shrugs*

In other news, were you aware that othere are only two (or three) Stargate fans who hold the characters all up to the same standards?

Remember, if you're a chick, you're supposed to hate Carter, and you can either pick Teyla or Weir. You can't like both, and god forbid you hold any of the three to the same standard the men are held.

Conversely, if you're male, you probably still prefer Jack and Sheppard, and find Weir boring and Teyla only sexy if she's not dressed.

Remember, people, make every effort to sound as hypocritical as possible.

After all, everyone else is doing it.

Comments

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Where? (so I can continue to be ignorant?)

Two or three SG fans? Wait...splain.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Sparky list. Which is basically the Sam/Jack list, except the Daniel-hate is now Teyla-hate.

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* Man, do all the psychos run to the lists, or what?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Two days ago, I would have said no. And then the pointless messages began.

This was once the best, albeit snarkiest list. Pity it's gone to the dogs.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

Does this have anything to do with the insane explosion of posts on shep_n_weir? Because I haven't read them, fearing spoilers, but am worried that whenever that list gets active it's probably going to end badly. Or with discussions of breastmilk.

-- Little Red, most absentee mod ever.

*is random*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*brings you a milkshake*

*kills self for corniness*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*is brought to the yard*

*giggles muchly*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

You, me and Julio :)

*sings*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*me and julio down by the schoolyard...*

Er. *hides from lyssie

Re: *sings*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Although we're on task with our icons proving our MAD LOVE OF SAM&LIZ.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Y'know, I loathe the genii. I think Sora is irritating.

I don't think I've ever spent several days saying so on a list that is devoted to a pairing that has nothing to do with her.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

My favorite thing about Sora? She's not signed on for season 2. They don't expect to bring her back. Meaning, the girl is ROTTING IN THE 'LANTIS BRIG FOR THE REST OF TIME! They'll bring her out in season four and she'll be a starving skeleton of a vampiress who kills Zelenka or something.

*steps warily in front of Zelenka, he is NOT to die...*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Well, if you told them Teyla wasn't signed, they'd be really happy.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Just the usual irritating bunch of idiots trying to take over the asylum.

But... but... THEY WANKED WITHOUT ME! *sniffs*

But Nos' made me feel better by calling me a BNF HOR. So it's all good.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*claps*

Yes. They did. And, hey, look, you got in a dig at Teyla, too. Go, you.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Gosh. How shallow of me to dislike a character because either their writers or the actor in question SUCKS.

Feel free to *totally* disregard my previous statements these last couple of, oh *weeks* - about Sheppard being a complete jackass recently in favour of lumping me in with those idiots.

Is there a decent Teyla episode upcoming? *I don't know*. I'll be nicely surprised if there is, won't I?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm just still amazed that the list, which was about Sheppard and Weir, devolved into "Teyla is stupid, throw rocks at her."

*shrugs*

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I want to bite their faces off. Hmm. Can I do that with my Mod Powers?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...that's what being a mod is all about?

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Can I watch?

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

If you fan me with a palm frond.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

I've got a dead spider plant, will that do?

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

You know, there are advantages to:

1.LivingHiding under a rock; and
2. Only hanging out with selected people on LJ.

I am happy under my rock. Oh, and thanks again for all the good fic. Now, I'm going to go skipping along singing "Tralala." Join in if you like.

However, I would be clueless of all this stuff flying around if it weren't for you. So, thanks! *eg*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Thank you. :)

[foenix.livejournal.com]

*hugs and loves all the Stargate casts equally*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*curls* Good.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

For the record, I'm rather ambivalent about the lot of them, especially in recent episodes.

Sheppard is currently acting fifteen.

Teyla... has yet to show anything approaching a real personality flaw. It's got nothing to do with any 'ship' that may be forcibly smacking us over the head (or not). Please tell me she has one.

Weir... I like her. Mostly. But she's had more exposure than the rest.

Ford... needs more character time.

McKay is the only sane one there.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Teyla has a naivete that rivals Apollo's. Of course, part of that is the inconsistent writing. On the one hand, she's acompetent leader who's been there and done that and totally gets Lizzie suspecting them in 'Suspicion'. On the other, she's a naive little girl who smiles a lot and thinks that'll solve everything (see: any episode with the genii in it).

*shrug* But then, I don't care if you people continue your discussions.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Christ on a cracker woman, who pissed in your Wheaties this morning? Seriously.

I'm totally with the male hate, yo. Or something.

I think a lot of the problems with having decent female characters is that it's mostly *men* who are the ones doing the writing. Look at early Sam, before Tapping put her foot down. Leela was written by men. She suffered for it too. It's prevalent everywhere you look.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

The people who told me that I had to dislike and mock Teyla. And wouldn't fucking shut up about it.

But then, I keep forgetting that SG fandom is dumber than a box of rocks and subtlety really doesn't work on them. Next time I'll use an atom bomb. Oh, wait! There won't be a next time because I walked away.

Which is fine. I... oddly enough, don't really give a shit either way.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

I still say you should go ahead with your threatened Shep/Teyla conversion.

Provided Teyla doesn't decide to smack him upside the head with her Big Stick first.

[dragon-myrth.livejournal.com]

McKay may be the only sane one, but he's also damned annoying. If I were stuck on a desert island with the main characters and had a gun with one bullet I'd use it on him. Then again that's probably because we both have the same personality; sarcastic yet sometimes useful.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

This is true.

[stexgirl2000.livejournal.com]

I haven't been to the list in awhile, but now am curious to see what's going on there, or at least to see the mods break out the whips. Heh.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

What's sad is that it probably shouldn't have irritated me so much. But I'm so very fucking sick of character-bashing that exclusively happens to women.

If the mods do anything, hell might have frozen over, though.

[cavee.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I'm a chick and I totally love Sam. She kicks ass,so there! *glares around universally.

Weir is totally awesome too, because she kicks ass in a different way. Teyla is... boring, and the only thing I don't like about her is that she was added to the mix mainly to cater to the demographics. I mostly just don't think about her. She is, to me, a non entitiy....

And to alryssa: McKay is so the only sane one there!! He rocks too!

Hmmmm, maybe I should work on my Hatred and Hypocrisy Skills. *rolls dice*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*sob* But why do I have to hate Sam?? I love her!

People can kiss my geek!white, teenage ass. *stubbornly clings to Sam*