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[lyssie]

Dear reviewers of Cauterized People.

No. The Asgard are not going to fucking fix Sam. In what world is it going to make her psychologically healthy to get pregnant? NONE.

Considering past evidence, it would probably cause a psychological break, and she'd kill herself. End of story.

Love, Lyssie.

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* *pets* 's ok. I just... The psychotic break wouldn't be pretty. But I'm also one of the people who doesn't think they'd have lots of children and be all happy families... Even in the normal course of things.

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

But, but, but...what about Thor and Izzy and Drew and Ellie? And Jack's powerful and potent sperm that knocked Sam up? (No doubt with triplets. :::evil snicker:::)

Lemme guess: That story was brought to us by your evil twin, FluffLyssie, right? And having the Supreme Commander of the Asguard Fleet acting as matchmaker can't be construed as the normal course of thing, I suppose.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Well, yeah. That was sugar-induced fluffy sap.

Which... needs to be finished. hrm.

...*pause* Wait. I thought I WAS the evil twin?

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Let's hear it for sugar, one of the four basic food groups. Yay, sugar! And beer. And Nutter Butters! But yay, sugar!

You are the Evil Twin. That fic was from the evil twin. Or maybe the good, evil twin. And remember, bad is good, so you being the Bad Evil Twin is really good. Or something.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...I think you just confused me.

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Eat more sugar and it will become crystal clear.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*eats chocolate*

[erica-w.livejournal.com]

I don't think they'd have lots of kids either, but honestly I can see one, *maybe* two.

[wenshar.livejournal.com]

But I'm also one of the people who doesn't think they'd have lots of children and be all happy families... Even in the normal course of things.

If the show actually dealt with some repercussion of even just one bad thing that ever happened to SG-1, they'd be so fucked-up that normality would stay the hell away from them and I wouldn't wish even the most annoying brat around to have such parents. But the show doesn't do that. They've got the teflon of almighty resilience all over themselves and the bad stuff just glides over and doesn't stick. So, Sam+Jack=kids, that's something the show doesn't oppose in its spirit, especially as they are also shown as wanting a family, whether it's a nucleus of two, three or more doesn't really make a difference.

In the course of your fic, I'd say it's up to the reader's imagination. As it should be really. God darn it, those writers think so highly of themselves! ;-p