lyssie: (Parker not end well)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2004-12-26 01:17 pm

ofmg... someone PLEASE explain this to me...

WHY do people want fic where Sam gets beaten up/abused by Pete, and then Jack goes and kicks his ass??

WHY?

First. If Pete were to raise a hand to her, he would find his ass SO DUMPED he'd be digging himself out of the landfill in Denver.

Second. Sam has been hanging around Teal'c, the marines, and JACK for how long? and they don't think she's picked up a little more fighting skill? (she kicked the Turghan's ass, people) If Pete succeeded in actually touching her? She would probably kick his ass herself.

Physical abuse is NOT something she'd tolerate. It might affect her job performance, for one thing. For another, she isn't going to stay with a guy who's abusing her! Her self-esteem ain't quite that low, thanks.

Another thing I keep seeing: Sam hides these abuse injuries from the SGC's doctors...

Mandatory post-mission physicals. There is NO EXCUSE that will get you out of one -- hello? Threat to the planet if you're a goa'uld?

And if she does get one? Those doctors are GOING TO NOTICE patterns of bruising, cracked ribs, and fingermarks on that pale, pale skin that bruises so easily...

Neither Brightman nor Janet is going to believe she got injured on the mission if she's the only one, and none of the guys remember it!

Makes note: Write a fic where Pete attempts to hit Sam and she kicks his ass, dumps it, then stalks off to kill Ba'al or something. *mutters* (ps. am leaving in five minutes for home)

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2004-12-29 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ack, I so agree. She would definitely go postal on his ass. Sam has never needed a guy (even Jack) to save her. Hello, first season, level 3 hand to hand combat. Ring any bells? Freakin' teeny boppers, seriously. That's where all the "Sam's just a total barbie doll, omg!" stuff comes from.

And, yes, they would notice. The doctor's (especially Janet) and the rest of SG-1. Probably because she'd be in the worst mood for letting that bastard get in even one good hit, y'know?

Agreeing with [livejournal.com profile] mylittleredgirl, Sam's come along way since Jonas Hansen. She wouldn't let anyone touch her in a way she didn't want to be touched.

And Pete wouldn't just be dumped, he'd be drop kicked through an open wormhole to a black hole planet or the Aschen planet...

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2004-12-29 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh and, you HAVE to write that fic! Because Ba'al? Needs to be smacked down for messing with Sam's property sex toy Jack.

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2004-12-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
And Pete wouldn't just be dumped, he'd be drop kicked through an open wormhole to a black hole planet or the Aschen planet...

(chuckling)I am now having the most marvelous mental images of the Collective of Men Who Love Sam In Some Fashion gathering together to have a little "talk" with Abusive!Pete.

Daniel gets a lead pipe. ^_^

I'm sure Thor would beam them somewhere quiet and out-of-the-way because Thor is totally a shipper. And is very fond of Sam, dammit!

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-01-02 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
YAY! And Teal'c doesn't even need a weapon. The biceps alone would be enough to send Pete running. *has amusing image of everyone standing around Pete with Daniel tapping the pipe on his hand*

Oh yeah. Thor is such a shipper. I bet the Asgard have some nice, scary toys, too. He should be fond of Sam, it was her dumb idea that saved them the first time!