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[lyssie]

*stares in horror*

I can do porn ... got any ideas for a story?? (I'm not
very good at the
story part, just the sex!) Anyone who can't write sex
want to do a story
together?? You write the story, let the Queen take
care of the sex ... >:)

AQ!, who's apparently 3 weeks late in her reading ...

And man is she the Queen of sex writing. She's got
some great Sam and Jack sex stories. Can't wait to
read your next stories.

My god. Say it ain't so.

I am... have.. no words...

*clings to Jara and Liz*

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...tmi? Something tells me I never want to know.

*smooch*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

You probably don't, but if you change your mind...

The TMI incident was this March on SamJackNC17.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samjacknc17/message/2989

was a real OMG one, probably the biggest for fic writers. Even nanda went nomail after that one. Furthermore, at that time she posted a lot of things similar to this message, although usually (blessedly) shorter:

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samjacknc17/message/2940

Be warned: these are not for the faint of heart, and are NC-17 TMI.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

....

.......

I think my brain just melted.

Dude. She has sex! And she still doesn't understand some of the basic mechanics?

*cries*

And now I need to write fic where Sam hates being penetrated and prefers oral sex.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Yeah, brain melt there. Big time.

And the way she just brags about how she writes herself into the sex stories/writes the characters as if in her life - it's like "how to confirm everyone's worst fears about fanfic smut writers".

And there was mega, mega TMI about her sex life tossed off-handedly into posts about all sorts of things that month. I don't normally consider myself a prude, but... Gah. There are lists to post about your own sex life if you are so inclined, but that list wasn't supposed to be one of them.

It was a very brain-melting month for that list.