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[lyssie]

*stares in horror*

I can do porn ... got any ideas for a story?? (I'm not
very good at the
story part, just the sex!) Anyone who can't write sex
want to do a story
together?? You write the story, let the Queen take
care of the sex ... >:)

AQ!, who's apparently 3 weeks late in her reading ...

And man is she the Queen of sex writing. She's got
some great Sam and Jack sex stories. Can't wait to
read your next stories.

My god. Say it ain't so.

I am... have.. no words...

*clings to Jara and Liz*

Comments

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

:confused!!!: :clings back:

You were asked to write the story so this ... um... person could write the smut? I think Lyssie writes quite enjoyable pr0n herself. :misses it, omfg, there hasn't been any fluffsmutt in daaaays!: Hrm. Or am I misinterpreting it?

:sends warm vibes, hoping today is warmer, Lyssie!:

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

My curiosity being piqued, I went and found 'Arm Wrestling' by this AQ person.

Two lines into it, and I am horribly amused, and driven to MST. The sheer pain.

*dies*

[nique.livejournal.com]

These are the sorts of people we BEAT WITH STICKS.

Why do I get the amused feeling this bitch wouldn't last two seconds in a fandom with actual taste? ;)

[woodface]

*cuddles lyssie* It will be alright, hon. Ignore them. AQ!!!!!! doesn't come close to you at all. And no, she can't do stories but she can't do sex either. Inserting sex into your fic between brackets and misspelling anatomical parts does not mean you can write sex.

*smooooooooch*

It confuses me though. Is this an email? And what started this?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*is terribly amused*

I've been on nomail for that list since the Great TMI incident involving this person, and have never regretted it.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Honey, WHY do you do this to yourself? Flee this lists! Flee, I say!

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Flame her. "Talent" like that must be flamed. Oh yes. I suggest "Your porn wouldn't arouse a subway pervert. I've seen hotter things than that in the Bush cabinet. Your concept of sex is a painfully cheap and tawdry mockery of the human sexual instinct."

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Um, can I friend you? Because I seriously totally 100% agree with you on the AQ! thing. *shudder* Her "fic"... gah. My eyes burn.

(I was still trying to block that whole Sam/Pete smutty thing in Chimera out of my mind. She totally ruined THAT with the TMI.)

And, you know, your fics rock.