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[lyssie]

*stares in horror*

I can do porn ... got any ideas for a story?? (I'm not
very good at the
story part, just the sex!) Anyone who can't write sex
want to do a story
together?? You write the story, let the Queen take
care of the sex ... >:)

AQ!, who's apparently 3 weeks late in her reading ...

And man is she the Queen of sex writing. She's got
some great Sam and Jack sex stories. Can't wait to
read your next stories.

My god. Say it ain't so.

I am... have.. no words...

*clings to Jara and Liz*

Comments

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

:confused!!!: :clings back:

You were asked to write the story so this ... um... person could write the smut? I think Lyssie writes quite enjoyable pr0n herself. :misses it, omfg, there hasn't been any fluffsmutt in daaaays!: Hrm. Or am I misinterpreting it?

:sends warm vibes, hoping today is warmer, Lyssie!:

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

no. AQ! was responding to my "entertain me" post on Sparky list. With claims that she can write good sex.

Which is so patently untrue, I'm surprised God didn't strike her dead (he must be busy smiting other sinners)

Then someone else replied, also stating that it was good sex, yo.

My head hurts. When did people get their taste stolen?

And it's slightly warmer, but I'm wiped out (and possibly just a little hungover. My stomach is... acting oddly. Grrr. No headache, though. yay)

::curls up in blankets::

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

:suddenly understands the sparky shep finger thing - re: i'm on another shep/weir list, i think...hrm. not on sparky, :continues to eeeep!::

I'm werking on liz/john this weekend. They are my number one project. Snerk snerk. In full OFFENSE (:puts on pads:) against the wonderfulness of LR's fic which was splendiforously written (yay fic, so gooood!) but SO MUCH (IN) CHARACTER PAIN. Must have Shep/Weir smut that isn't so damn heart wrenching. :liz is a simple simple girl: hee.

My taste was stolen when I drank really hot coffee. Oh. That was stupid.

:sends hot drinks and thoughts of sweaty entangled fic characters: ;)

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

My curiosity being piqued, I went and found 'Arm Wrestling' by this AQ person.

Two lines into it, and I am horribly amused, and driven to MST. The sheer pain.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

You are a sick, sick woman.

*dies*

[nique.livejournal.com]

These are the sorts of people we BEAT WITH STICKS.

Why do I get the amused feeling this bitch wouldn't last two seconds in a fandom with actual taste? ;)

Re: *dies*

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

I'm rolling on the floor over here. Seriously. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

You're suggesting that a fandom with actual taste exists!

OK, well, the Firefly fandom fits that description right now, but when the movie comes out EVERYONE will be into it, and it'll be all over.

Ha!

[nique.livejournal.com]

One does! 'Course, it's a sub-fandom of X-Men, but my fandom has writers that'll knock your fucking socks off, and characters obscure enough that the moron writers won't touch them.

Except this one chick, but I pretend she doesn't exist. ;)

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Firefly. :hungers!!: I can't wait to see it on the big screen with lots of FF fans and loads of clueless people. Rah rah.

[woodface]

*cuddles lyssie* It will be alright, hon. Ignore them. AQ!!!!!! doesn't come close to you at all. And no, she can't do stories but she can't do sex either. Inserting sex into your fic between brackets and misspelling anatomical parts does not mean you can write sex.

*smooooooooch*

It confuses me though. Is this an email? And what started this?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Sheppard/Weir list, actually. The stupid has followed us.

[woodface]

Heh at least I can hope that means she's gonna stay far away from SJ now.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

ps. Wasn't worried about my abilities, but thank you anyway *smooches*

*craves happyfic* hrm.

[woodface]

I know but I just found it hilarious that someone who can't write is actually offering to do the parts that you do 1000000000000 times better than her.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*is terribly amused*

I've been on nomail for that list since the Great TMI incident involving this person, and have never regretted it.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...tmi? Something tells me I never want to know.

*smooch*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

You probably don't, but if you change your mind...

The TMI incident was this March on SamJackNC17.

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samjacknc17/message/2989

was a real OMG one, probably the biggest for fic writers. Even nanda went nomail after that one. Furthermore, at that time she posted a lot of things similar to this message, although usually (blessedly) shorter:

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samjacknc17/message/2940

Be warned: these are not for the faint of heart, and are NC-17 TMI.

[woodface]

Wasn't the TMI incident on SJNC17?

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Honey, WHY do you do this to yourself? Flee this lists! Flee, I say!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

And abandon nos' and Sheppard/Weir to the bad people? Never, I say, never!

(and, I get a kind of sick enjoyment out of it all....)

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Flame her. "Talent" like that must be flamed. Oh yes. I suggest "Your porn wouldn't arouse a subway pervert. I've seen hotter things than that in the Bush cabinet. Your concept of sex is a painfully cheap and tawdry mockery of the human sexual instinct."

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

am considering it.

*snickers*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Um, can I friend you? Because I seriously totally 100% agree with you on the AQ! thing. *shudder* Her "fic"... gah. My eyes burn.

(I was still trying to block that whole Sam/Pete smutty thing in Chimera out of my mind. She totally ruined THAT with the TMI.)

And, you know, your fics rock.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

uh, sure.

*looks for mental scrub brush*

Y'know, the best thing about her fic? Spamming bits at a male friend and having him tell me that men do NOT talk like that (thank god thank goddess thank octopus).

*shudders*

And thank you. :)

(and did you have to remind me about the Halloween fic? -- my mind is special, any mention will probably remind me for a time. *eg*)