mwahahah

I have an evil, yet hot, robot now. She will have to torture Scott and Carter with her blade later. Or maybe stick her fingers in their foreheads.

*bored*

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Let's just get this out of the way: I will never write incest. Bottom line.

ficlets

One for ysrith, who wanted Subreality Cafe fic where Will Turner and Lee Adama meet and do teh sex. The other is just random Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill fluff.

Disclaimer: Not mine. Subreality was the concept of Kielle, Falstaff and Tapestry.
Warnings: boyslash, mockery, pedanticness
Rating: PG
( There was a little town, which had a little pub, right in the middle of its existence... )

Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: PG.
Set: Eh.
Pairing: Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill.
( Sam/Jack fluff, as requested )