lyssie: (Not Pete (Anders))
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2007-05-01 07:54 pm

*bored*

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Let's just get this out of the way: I will never write incest. Bottom line.

[identity profile] beckyh2112.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
*steals the meme*

I am not sure how much you would not write these, but...

1) Kitty Pryde/Wolverine. The little girl he saved from Ogun grew up over the years.

2) Fluffy, fluffy, tap it for maple syrup Sam/Jack.

3) Kitty Pryde/Kurt Wagner, sometime during the Cross-Time Caper.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I've written #2. Often.

She's not even fifteen, and she doesn't care. She's standing there, watching Kurt dance and gope, surrounded by the men and women he's saved, and she wants to be there.

Wants to be standing with them, to cheer the hero of the day. Sure, she has her own crowd, but none of them are velvet-furred, silver-tongued devils who look at her like she's the only woman in the world.

[identity profile] beckyh2112.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Why do I not associate you with the fluff then? *pokes her brain*

Also, much love for that snippet. *sighs happily*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
er, most of it is porny? For proof, I can post a ficlet that will never be part of a larger story in a bit.

[identity profile] beckyh2112.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I shall squee mightily if you do. *grins*
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[identity profile] aj.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
1. That one where Lee and Kara hook up as OTP and aren't 1. on drugs 2. dreaming or 3. in an AU. We shall call it.. "Day Forty Seven".

2. That one where Kara and Billy are the Worst. Dead Buddies. Ever. We shall call it.. "Couch Potatoes".

3. That one where Alex and Murphy are cousins and they take turns torturing their respective cousin's partner. Alex would make Harry cry. Or sex him up right. We shall call that "Screw Patty Duke".
ext_18106: (Kara the bitch)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
"We're out of beer."

"That's because you poured the six-pack onto Apollo's flight suit."

"Hey."

Billy rolled his eyes, "I'm still unclear as to why, of course." Not that he'd minded, obviously. It had taken Kara nearly a half hour to empty all of the beer out (it didn't help that she'd stopped to take sips and moan about not being able to fly a viper anymore). So, in theory, Billy could have stopped her.

"Because Lee," Kara explained, waving a beef stick for emphasis, "is an ass."

Ever since he'd died, Billy had certainly shared that opinion. It was nice to find someone else who did. "Fine. Just as long as you're not planning on trying to grope Anders again for another few days."

"Hey!"

"You were not drunk."

"Well, no," she grinned lasciviously. Then she looked wistful, the expression flitting across her face for a moment before she bit off the end of her beef stick.

"Honestly, it's embarrassing, watching a grown woman--"

"Ghost," Kara interrupted.

"--pine for a man who's currently halfway through the female nugget population."

"My husband, the slut," a sigh escaped her. "He's... dealing. With grief and stuff. Besides, Dee married Lee, so you? Should shut up."

"That is not a valid point."

Well, it might have been. But Billy wasn't allowing it.

Kara hooted, then stopped, eyes on the scene unfolding before them, "Billy? Why are we getting Court TV?"

"Oops." He rummaged under the cushions of the couch and found the remote (and two packets of peanuts), and changed the channel.

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmm.

1. Cally Henderson/Sharon Valerii as happy schmoopy OTP. Pull THAT one off.

2. Sam Anders/Sam Guthrie. You read that right.

3. Galen Tyrol/Zhaan. Because I apparently need a laugh.
ext_18106: (Cally Sharon argue)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Did I ever tell you I was sorry?"

Sharon looks up from the paperwork she's finishing--legacy of being a major, she's found--and blinks at Cally. The other woman is absently fiddling with the edge of Nicky's blanket, checking that the two-year-old is deeply asleep on the makeshift bed. "Sorry?"

"For things..." Cally stops, then looks at her, meeting her eyes, "I hated you for a long time."

Feeling as though she shouldn't be hearing this (though maybe she should), Sharon shakes her head, "There's nothing to be sorry about."

Coming over to the couch, Cally drops next to her and leans her head against Sharon's shoulder. "I guess there isn't."

Time stops, for just a moment, as the two women watch the future, Hera snuggled next to Nicky, both children sleeping.

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 03:42 am (UTC)(link)

1. Lee/Kara have baybeees. No AU or satire allowed.

2. Katie. *g*

3. Lee/Kara live happily ever after. No satire.

Why yes, I am very mean.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
No. The world has enough of that crap as it is.

[identity profile] greycoupon.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)

Well, shoot.

Kara/Adama?
ext_18106: (Kara's boobs)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
She calls him Zak.

Bill tries not to think about it, when she's falling asleep. An artless sprawl that's frighteningly innocent now, with her eyes closed. He's a little surprised she stayed, actually. He's watched the rhythms of her life and her flings and her fraks to know she's the one who walks away. She's not the one who stays.

Not anymore.

He wonders if he'll wake up alone.

[identity profile] pwincess.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
1) Jack/Daniel fall in love and mpreg happens
2) Kara gets knocked up and becomes a big softy
3) John/Stark set during season 2
ext_18106: (Jono out damn spot)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
"My side," John whispers into the dark. Stark is curled next to him, turned away (always facing away), back bare under John's gaze. "Your side."

"Your side." The echoes of Scorpius dance through his mind as he traces the scars on Stark's skin with his eyes (he'd followed them with his fingers and mouth, earlier). Places where the man asleep next to him has been hurt in ways John is only beginning to comprehend.

The mental scars aren't visible, on either of them.

John's manifest in manicness, in syncing to a cold soldier whose only thought is genetic purity (not true anymore, Johnny-boy. She can be more, remember? In the US Army, get ahead on life...). Killing before he is killed (before they are killed, get it right.)

"Killing in the name of..." Yeah. Right.

Stark shifts, a soft sound escaping him. It's not a whimper.

Placing his hand on Stark's shoulder, John murmurs, "Our side."

The sound stops, and the muscles under his hand tense once, then relax.

[identity profile] skellingtonjon.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
1- The Dukes Of Hazzard meet Almighty Cthulhu, and hilarity ensues. Or mind-blasting horror, I don't care- I just can't imagine anyone getting the tone right.

2- Dr Who fic with the Doctor being sad and sappy over poor doomed Rose and falling into bed with Martha. Not because I think you can't write it- more that I think you wouldn't.

3-Ummm... you know, thinking of things you wouldn't write is difficult. Something along the lines of a Ranma/Evangelion crossover?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
ARGH. I really want to do #1. Really. Except... I don't know Cthulhu enough! Dammit.

[identity profile] skellingtonjon.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You could use any mind-blastingly alien horror, if that'd make it easier? Say... the Alien? Or the Shadows from Babylon 5?

Or Ryan Seacrest? :D
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then...

Honestly, Mr. Morden thought, this assignment was practically beneath him. Still, where his masters ordered, he went. Not that he considered them his masters. A slight smile touched his lips, then was gone.

Ahead of him, the two men he was supposed to talk to were lounging against a rather souped-up automobile. Morden studied it, eyes narrowing. It looked... primitive, when compared to the vehicles he traveled in. "Good afternoon," he called as he strolled up, hands in the pockets of the 'jeans' he'd been forced into.

"'Lo," said Luke.

Bo simply nodded.

"Gentlemen, what do you want?"

The question seemed to give them both pause. As though the answer was something very difficult to comprehend. Eventually, Luke said, tone incurious, "I could go for a beer. How 'bout you, Bo?"

"Beer. 'Course, we could get it at Daisy's."

Luke's eyes lit up, "Ya don't say. That's true, that is. And Daisy, well..."

The two shared a chuckle. It grated on Morden. "Is beer the only thing you want?"

"Naw." Luke slid across the hood of the car, patted it and swung into the passenger seat, "But it's what we're headin' for. Y'can stay here and ask the horses questions if'n ya want. Or you could come with us."

"But--"

The car started, drowning him out. And Morden stood there, watching them go, and wondering why it had to be him. Especially since he was now covered in road dust. Really. This should be someone else's job.

[identity profile] skellingtonjon.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooo... and now I've wondering exactly what the Dukes knew.

Thank'ee very much.
:)
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[personal profile] scarfman 2007-05-02 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)

  1. You've already declined to write Lee/Kara, but it's the first and most obvious thing I know anyone knows you'd never write.
  2. Apollo/Starbuck, original BSG.
  3. Lee/Malfoy.

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the funny thing is, I've written Kara/Lee before. I just don't ever plan on doing it again.

I might try #2.