Why is Lyssie a Pinko Commie Liberal?

There's probably a long answer out there. Something about my status, experiences growing up, etc...

But the short answer is simple.

Lyssie grew up reading Bloom County.

Yes, folks, plain and simple, Berkely Breathed shaped Lyssie's political idealogies, making her the cynical person she is today.

Amusingly enough, Bloom County can be applied to the politics of today. Despite being 20 years out of date.

(Opus is working as a sanitation worker. Garbage man. Whatever.)

Opus: Sometimes, I get terribly depressed about my new job. I think of all those other folks out there stuck in positions of no influence and lowly status. I think how easy it would be to become a grumpy ol' poop over such a situation. Then I think of smilin' George Bush!
Milo: Stop that!

omg.

BEV!!!!

Look! Just for you!

http://fun.drno.de/flash/BigRedButton.swf

Fic titles...

You know, when I see a fic called "Pete's A Bastard", I truly expect to see evidence of this in the fic itself (although, this begs the question, were Pete's parents married?). Instead, there's out of character Sam and Jack talking.

...yeah. Um. Bored now.

Wait! I had a point. And that point was... Why call a fic something that has nothing to do with it?

(ok, so I don't always hit on titles that have anything to do with the fics themselves)

Secondly, don't these idiots and crap authors and whiners understand that the more you villify Pete the more you're going to make me sympathetic to him?

(not that I'd write Pete/Sam. Even I have my limits)

Hrm. I suppose it helps that Sam/Pete icons make me gag. Always a good thing, that...

ugh.SG-1 Fic Help

Ok, so, I'm writing fic, see, and I produced this Jacob and Hammond scene. And, the thing is, I think I've actually read it before, and if I have, this makes it unintentional plagiarism.

So, in the interests of at least trying to be original, could I get a few opinions on whether the following (rough draft) scene has been written before? Because if it has, I'm scrapping it. Maybe I'll have Jake dance, or something...
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