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My brain. How does it even work? idek, sometimes.
So, when I'm at work and thoroughly busy and feeling stressed, I sometimes think up silly things to amuse myself.
Today, while listening to one of the Five audios (Tegan says, "You always know what's going on, but you never tell us!" and I said, "Yes, but Seven is a lot worse, so count your blessings."), I made the mental joke to myself that Seven is basically crafty and beguiling and always always wants you to underestimate him--and will let you whump him, even.
(I mean that, "Look at me, I'm confident..." line from Eleven is sort of Sevenish, but not really, because Seven wouldn't ever say it--well, not in so many words)
And then my brain went, "Yes, Seven is the Black Widow of the regenerations."
Which then led to:
One is Maria Hill. Like Six, he's autocratic and commanding. But also sometimes cranky, and very much given to puncturing the biggest of egos.
Two is Jane. Scattered and brilliant, clings to burly highland types.
Three is Tony Stark. Playboy inventor.
Four is Darcy. Always ready with a quip, perfectly willing to taser someone, and, well, a comfort dresser.
Five is Thor. He's a bit innocent and blustery and terribly adorable at times.
Six is Nick Fury. He's autocratic and commanding and arrogant, and terribly good at what he does.
Seven is Black Widow. Because all of the above, and because he's always counting on you to underestimate him AND he's always brilliant at distraction and blending in. Well, mostly.
Eight is Steve Rogers. A man lost in time, or sometimes has lost his memories and friends, loyal and gentle. Basically, a bit boy scout with some puppy-dog tendencies.
Nine is Clint. His past sometimes haunts him, but he's a sure-shot and likes his leather.
Ten is Bruce. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Eleven is Pepper. Confident and brilliant, and you always find yourself doing what he wants.
There. *dusts hands*
Today, while listening to one of the Five audios (Tegan says, "You always know what's going on, but you never tell us!" and I said, "Yes, but Seven is a lot worse, so count your blessings."), I made the mental joke to myself that Seven is basically crafty and beguiling and always always wants you to underestimate him--and will let you whump him, even.
(I mean that, "Look at me, I'm confident..." line from Eleven is sort of Sevenish, but not really, because Seven wouldn't ever say it--well, not in so many words)
And then my brain went, "Yes, Seven is the Black Widow of the regenerations."
Which then led to:
One is Maria Hill. Like Six, he's autocratic and commanding. But also sometimes cranky, and very much given to puncturing the biggest of egos.
Two is Jane. Scattered and brilliant, clings to burly highland types.
Three is Tony Stark. Playboy inventor.
Four is Darcy. Always ready with a quip, perfectly willing to taser someone, and, well, a comfort dresser.
Five is Thor. He's a bit innocent and blustery and terribly adorable at times.
Six is Nick Fury. He's autocratic and commanding and arrogant, and terribly good at what he does.
Seven is Black Widow. Because all of the above, and because he's always counting on you to underestimate him AND he's always brilliant at distraction and blending in. Well, mostly.
Eight is Steve Rogers. A man lost in time, or sometimes has lost his memories and friends, loyal and gentle. Basically, a bit boy scout with some puppy-dog tendencies.
Nine is Clint. His past sometimes haunts him, but he's a sure-shot and likes his leather.
Ten is Bruce. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Eleven is Pepper. Confident and brilliant, and you always find yourself doing what he wants.
There. *dusts hands*
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