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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2012-05-17 01:23 pm
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Eureka 5.5

If you liked this episode, this is not the review for you.

This was one of the worst--if not the worst--body-swap episode it has ever been my misfortune to watch. Filled with a to of male-gazey, tee-hee-hee women are hot moments, it plays out like some unintelligent fratboy's fantasy rather than an episode of the somewhat tongue-in-cheek fantasy/SF series Eureka used to be.

The women in the episode primarily exist to be sex objects first and their boyfriend's property next. Except for Grace, who is too old, I suppose. Grace, of course, just gets shunted to the side and then into the role of the leaving girlfriend (bye, Grace. I don't expect to see you again. You are, after all a woman and just not as important as the males).

Holly is brought up again as another source of Aaaaaaaaaaaaangst and growing for Fargo. Because that's all women are. Object lessons in life for men.

And, thank you, Eureka writers, for saying that attractive men and women can never be friends without thinking about having sex with each other! It's good to know you're so smart on subjects like that.

I felt like I was watching a bad exploitation film. Allison apparently wears a sexy bra and panties to bed, rather than something practical like a cotton night-gown. Jo is constantly getting naked for any man who waves a hand at her. Because Jo is hot and sexy, yo. Gotta show that off.

They did try for some parity, but naked Zane and half-naked Carter do not make up for the constant "My giiirrrlllffrriiiend" bullshit.

Lest anyone say "But, Allison--" Yes. Allison is a bit jealous, too. And now she has reason to be.

This whole episode was played for laughs, but it wasn't funny in the slightest. It was tired and horrible and embarrassing. It also, um, I am sorry to say, proved that the actors aren't very good at mimicing each other.

You know what made "Out of Their Minds" and "Original Skin" so amazing? The actors of Farscape and Lost Girl pulled off each others' mannerisms, and made it believable. Eureka? Didn't manage that. Instead, I couldn't tell who was supposed to be who half the time, and the other time it was only because I remembered the switch.

I also find it really shitty that excepting Allison, none of the women got to body-swap with each other. It's like the extra nail in the "women just aren't important on this show" coffin.

It also pisses me off that we have a billion Jo/Jack/Zane/Allison conversations, but that really important Henry and Grace conversation? Completely off-screen. And now Grace is gone, never to be seen again. And you can bet we will never see what she does on her own. Unlike Jo, she's just not sexy enough.

Jo, of course, is back to the only plotlines they've ever liked for her: who she's fucking.

So. Good job, show, you're well on your way to alienating me entirely.

I'm glad I stopped buying the dvds.
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[personal profile] jedibuttercup 2012-05-17 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
.... I don't have SyFy now so I haven't been bothering to try to keep up, and now I'm glad I'm not. I was uneasy enough just from the way Season 4 ended; now I think I'll wait for all of 5 to finish and hit up the spoiler sites before deciding if I'll watch any of it. And I used to adore this show. *mourns*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2012-05-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It has been incredibly frustrating to watch, honestly. There are parts that have been good. But the rest? I want to pull my hair out and throw things.

[identity profile] mfirefly10.livejournal.com 2012-05-17 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The women in the episode primarily exist to be sex objects first and their boyfriend's property next. Except for Grace, who is too old, I suppose. Grace, of course, just gets shunted to the side and then into the role of the leaving girlfriend.

And, thank you, Eureka writers, for saying that attractive men and women can never be friends without thinking about having sex with each other! It's good to know you're so smart on subjects like that.


This, basically. Ugh, that episode was so gross. I just...I don't have an issue with Allison wearing sexy underwear to bed because maybe she had intended for sexy!timez to happen so she prepared. But why couldn't we have THAT scene? The scene with Allison and Jack 're-connecting' or whatever? Why did the nice Zane and Jo shower!sex have to turn into THIS?! Oh right...because it's 'funny'...SUCH bullshit.

And I love how the actual development between one of these couples is just a blink-and-you-missed-it scene where Grace says she's leaving. But that's apparently not as important as conversations about Fargo peeing whilst in Jack's body or Jack teasing Zane about eating unhealthy food. And then they throw the proposal, which should've been an important moment, at the end of this episode and I can't even care that a ship I've shipped since the pilot is taking such a big step in their relationship because I have to watch Jo pine away for a man she apparently has feelings for even though there's never been anything to suggest that, prior to this season.

Eureka writers, you are making it very hard for me to care about your show right now. And to think, I really enjoyed season 4...
ext_18106: (River Song does not need your idiocy)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2012-05-18 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have had an issue with Allie's undies if they'd made some sort of logical sense. Like if it was obvious she'd gotten up and put them on for morning shenanigans. But there is no way to convince me that was comfy sleepwear, and, just--the way the whole scene was framed and how they made sure to get at least one more shot of her after brushing her teeth (and it was a full-body shot), just. smacks of dudes sitting around going "durrr, she's hawt! Show us her ass again!"

THIS SHOW, it is making me SO FRUSTRATED at it.

[identity profile] mfirefly10.livejournal.com 2012-05-18 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
A friend of mine used to wear sexy lingerie to bed all the time 'just in case' anything might happen with her new boyfriend, so I guess I don't think it's totally implausible. That being said, ITA that there was no reason for the full-body shots. It's one thing to show her wearing something sexy in bed, but there's no reason to follow her to the bathroom and back.

[identity profile] bluediamond421.livejournal.com 2012-05-18 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
My least favorite part, except for Grace leaving and the whole Jo-secretly-has-feelings-for-Jack-and-now-Allison-knows-so-we-can-avoid-any-pesky-scenes-of-just-female-characters-unless-it's-too-awkward-to-count ridiculous crap......sorry that was long.....was how both Jack and Zane neglected to inform Jo and Allison that they weren't who they appeared to be, and that was brushed off as a joke.
ext_18106: (Sharon Valerii wins)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2012-05-18 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course it was a joke! Lol, like women might be offended or anything, tee hee. (ARGH) Jack, ESPECIALLY, made me incredibly angry. IT IS REALLY EASY TO SAY, "HEY, JO. It's Carter, GO AWAY." ffs. SO EASY. Zane really DID seem to think it was a dream until Jack called him. (though I'm not sure I'm happy knowing Zane has fantasies of Allison in the shower....)

[identity profile] ladyniko.livejournal.com 2012-05-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I pretty much agree dead on with you for everything. The only thing that made me smile at the end was Jack proposing to Allison. The two are a very cute couple and I so wish the writers hadn't written such a sucktastic episode just to get him to propose.
ext_18106: (The team that drinks together...)

[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2012-05-18 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still confused about the engagement, though--I thought they got married/engaged last season, when Wally Shawn was around? I guess it was just a "we like each other" ceremony or something.