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note to self
When there are penises involved, it's probably not femslash. Pay more attention to the links you're opening, dear.
ok, on another note entirely, I'm also reminded --
I was having this conversation with myself, about how BSG fandom sort of leans towards the rivalry of Dee vs. Hoshi (which, what? it's the END OF THE WORLD, WHO CARES), and I said aloud, "So, basically, if they try yo drag Felix into it, he'll be all '...ok, people, whip 'em out and I'll get the measuring tape' and then Dee's ten-inch strap-on would beat Hoshi's real one... for length."
And then I decided it was possibly time to go home, as, well, it might be a sign of a deranged mind.
eta: this is not to say that Dee normally has one of those. Or that Felix would be all "yay!" at her. Most likely, he'd be all "...so, Hoshi, wanna go for dinner?" and then Dee would smirk a little, roll her eyes and mutter, "Gods. FINALLY."
eta2: update finished, whoot. Now, back to the big bang, which is, like, four scenes away from being done. *fingers crossed*
ok, on another note entirely, I'm also reminded --
I was having this conversation with myself, about how BSG fandom sort of leans towards the rivalry of Dee vs. Hoshi (which, what? it's the END OF THE WORLD, WHO CARES), and I said aloud, "So, basically, if they try yo drag Felix into it, he'll be all '...ok, people, whip 'em out and I'll get the measuring tape' and then Dee's ten-inch strap-on would beat Hoshi's real one... for length."
And then I decided it was possibly time to go home, as, well, it might be a sign of a deranged mind.
eta: this is not to say that Dee normally has one of those. Or that Felix would be all "yay!" at her. Most likely, he'd be all "...so, Hoshi, wanna go for dinner?" and then Dee would smirk a little, roll her eyes and mutter, "Gods. FINALLY."
eta2: update finished, whoot. Now, back to the big bang, which is, like, four scenes away from being done. *fingers crossed*
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FOUR SCENES YAYAYAY
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I wrote a fic with it, but it's not a romantic rivalry at all. It starts after Dee is promoted to XO of the Pegasus, and it's based entirely on that. Hoshi- a 39-40 year old lieutenant- is PISSED that Dee- an early 20s NCO from another ship- is jumped up from NCO to just lieutenant and then given the XO job during New Caprica, especially given that she's sleeping with the Commander of the ship. I mean, Dee's competent- don't get me wrong- but that's a blatant case of Adama's favoritism. Really? There were no officers on the Pegasus able to be an acceptable XO? (Sorry, but this makes total sense to me that some Pegasus people would be pissed off, especially given their ever-so-high opinion of Galactica people anyway.)
Anyway, the whole fic is actually from Dee's pov and the first few chapters are dealing with her in this very awkward situation of becoming the Pegasus XO when a lot of the crew is thinking along the same lines, and Hoshi basically stirring up shit because he's angry. Since it's during New Caprica, he can kind of get away with it more because they think the Cylons are gone. Although they eventually become extremely good friends, they still do clash every now and then. (This might also be the explanation for the rare cases of Dee-Narcho you might see. He becomes one of her best friends in this fic during her year on the Pegasus.)
I don't think I've ever seen a fic with Dee vs. Hoshi over Felix, though. Almost every Hoshi/Gaeta fic I've ever read has had Dee as an enthusiastic supporter, if not an instigator/matchmaker. The only time I've ever seen the two of them written as rivals is professionally.
But Dee's strap-on would totally beat Hoshi's real equipment, I'm quite sure :)
Good luck finishing the big bang!!! :)
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