lyssie: (Thanos' friends are all dead poor baby)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2010-06-02 07:33 am
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A quick guide to the differences in the Doctors.

Problem: I am here to take over the world! BWAHAHAHAH.
One: *glares and makes tetchy comments until Problem goes away, ashamed to have ever considered such a silly thing*
Two: *flails a bit, has someone make tea, stares keenly at the problem and accidentally makes it go away*
Three: *builds a gadget, waves it about, goes for a drive, swishes his cape and--voila! Problem gone.*
Four: *grins happily at Problem, gets knocked out, makes a joke while tied up and then has Duggan punch the Problem.*
Five: *smiles cheerfully, runs around a bit, talks to the Problem about how this really Isn't The Way, succeeds in distracting it enough for it to be dealt with.*
Six: *blusters at and blinds Problem (with the Coat), while arguing with several other people, in the course of which they all solve the Problem, though half of them die.*
Seven: *plays chess with problem, then in the middle of a losing game, reveals he was actually playing tiddly-winks. Problem is too confused to stop him playing the spoons while tied-up.*
Eight: *winsomely smiles at Problem, getting all excited about his shoes and kissing random women before he comes up with a plan to save the universe in the knick of time--said woman then has to do it on her own while he's tied-up.*
Nine: *Emos at Problem until it's sufficiently distracted, then bounds up to it and knocks it flat.*
Ten: *chases Problem with sonic screwdriver and psychic paper making life easy, ends up tripping over his own shoes, but bounces back in the knick of time to Give Problem A Choice and then destroys it utterly.*
Eleven: *eyes up Problem, thinks a bit, bounds after it like a hound and then pauses before doing something that seems entirely pointless and yet works while promising that Everyone Lives.*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant!
ext_10249: (kara thrace)

[identity profile] nicole-anell.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get this at all, and yet Two, Seven and Nine cracked me up.
ext_5608: (doctorandsarah)

[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Your internetz, madam.

(Apologies for the crookedness of the Big Shiny Bow, but I was laughing too hard to tie it properly.)

[identity profile] hergrace.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant, funny, accurate! Here's a cookie - oh...take the whole plate!
amaresu: Sapphire and Steel from the opening (doctorwho-six)

[personal profile] amaresu 2010-06-02 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, there's a Six audio where an actual plot point is how his coat blinds the alien race.


In other news: This is brilliant and hilarious. Good show.

[identity profile] cynthia-arrow.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Having a knowledge only of Nine and Ten, that seems pretty accurate. :)

Now, you should do companions!

[identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com 2010-06-02 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Five: *smiles cheerfully, runs around a bit, talks to the Problem about how this really Isn't The Way, succeeds in distracting it enough for it to be dealt with.*

*and then wanders off to play cricket*

Ten: *chases Problem with sonic screwdriver and psychic paper making life easy, ends up tripping over his own shoes, but bounces back in the knick of time to Give Problem A Choice and then destroys it utterly.*

*while being emo over taking that choice away*

[identity profile] crazedturkey.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
* dies laughing*

So, so true.