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Man.
1. Finding an Uhura action figure is like finding a needle in a haystack, and the needle was probably never shipped because boys won't play with girl toys. Or something. Yeah, you keep believing that while you get your rocks off playing with boy-shaped dolls.
2. This means online ordering. And getting both sizes. Wee!Uhura can hang out with Liz Swann and Martha Jones while big!Uhura drinks tea with Liz Weir and scares Shep into hiding.why didn't they make a Laura Cadman? And Dee, Kendra, Teyla and Kara can be their military muscle.
3. Fandom has ruined me. There was a cute man with his shirt off doing yardwork and while I appreciated that, I would have appreciated it more if the cute guy walking his wee!doggie would have dipsmooched him.
2. This means online ordering. And getting both sizes. Wee!Uhura can hang out with Liz Swann and Martha Jones while big!Uhura drinks tea with Liz Weir and scares Shep into hiding.
3. Fandom has ruined me. There was a cute man with his shirt off doing yardwork and while I appreciated that, I would have appreciated it more if the cute guy walking his wee!doggie would have dipsmooched him.
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