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sff: the incoherent edition
BSG: I... got nothing.
Duck Dodgers: MARTIAN QUEEN > EVERYONE ELSE EVER. Still.
Holy shit. Holy shit, I have. I have like NOTHING to say. Except, I do. Sort of.
Fuck. I am so all over the place on this episode, it's not even funny--
1. Caprica telling Tigh to fucking stuff it, she can take care of herself, GODDAMN.
2. Hera!
3. Athena being all Rambo, and Helo being off somewhere safe.
4. ZAREK EXECUTED THE QUORUM. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. How short-sighted of him. GODSDAMMIT, MAN. This fleet, if fractured, is NOT going to survive, Tom. You needed them. Sure, you can spin it that a rogue Cylon got loose (in fact, I was a little surprised you didn't). I also... sort of worried about you bringing the quorum on board with you for that very reason. TOM. You are not a small child! You can't stamp your foot and go "I hate all of you, I won!" when there's no one left!
5. You all. You all know how much I loathe, detest, and HATE Romo Lampkin. Like. I find him a Mary Sue of the worst calibre and have since he first appeared. And I love and adore Mark Sheppard. BUT OMG. I NEVER KNEW I could love Romo. But he was all "Bitch,plz" at Zarek and Gaeta and Dad!!! <3 AND THEN AND THEN IN THE CORRIDOR AND. <3
6. Firing squad. OH DEAR. God, I hate Narcho. Just in case anyone was wondering.
7. Who is the random marine dude who let Chief go and then joined Team Cylon?
8. Oh, god, the bit with the grenade. LEE. Kara is right.
9. Roslin bitch-slapping the Cylons = AWESOME.
10. FUCK. NOT ENOUGH LEOBEN, YOU GUYS. Even if he was suddenly Mr. I have a radio... (ohshit, that isn't the one from Kara's crashed viper, is it?)
11. Chief! Good job on wrecking your ship! Dad did say once that you could do it. Now put it back together before the oxygen runs out.
12. Racetrack laughing at Zarek's jokes. :( DO NOT WANT.
13. HOTDOG. I LOVE YOU. I promise to try writing you more. And with the porns.
14. So, ok. I am. I am trying to be coherent about this bit. All non-Kara/Sam shippers? This is your time to go away. Because it's about to get capslocky.
Kara Thrace is not known for telling people she loves them.
Kara Thrace is mostly known for big fucking gestures, like rescuing their asses from Caprica, marrying them and getting matching tattoos. Also, hugging.
KARA THRACE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE HER BEHIND WITH SAM AND THEN DRAGGED HIM TO COTTLE. Sure, Romo helped. But Kara did it, because Kara doesn't want him dead.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. HAVE I MENTIONED WHAT IT'S LIKE SHIPPING CANON?
She was crying, she called him 'baby', she wouldn't leave him, she begged Romo to help her. Aaaaaaaugh Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Now I know how the Roslin/Adama shippers felt after the bit with them nekkid.
AAAAAAAUGH.
Shit. I am going to be SO FUCKING HIGH.
ALL WEEK. AUGH.
I really want to watch that again.
*flails*
Duck Dodgers: MARTIAN QUEEN > EVERYONE ELSE EVER. Still.
Holy shit. Holy shit, I have. I have like NOTHING to say. Except, I do. Sort of.
Fuck. I am so all over the place on this episode, it's not even funny--
1. Caprica telling Tigh to fucking stuff it, she can take care of herself, GODDAMN.
2. Hera!
3. Athena being all Rambo, and Helo being off somewhere safe.
4. ZAREK EXECUTED THE QUORUM. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. How short-sighted of him. GODSDAMMIT, MAN. This fleet, if fractured, is NOT going to survive, Tom. You needed them. Sure, you can spin it that a rogue Cylon got loose (in fact, I was a little surprised you didn't). I also... sort of worried about you bringing the quorum on board with you for that very reason. TOM. You are not a small child! You can't stamp your foot and go "I hate all of you, I won!" when there's no one left!
5. You all. You all know how much I loathe, detest, and HATE Romo Lampkin. Like. I find him a Mary Sue of the worst calibre and have since he first appeared. And I love and adore Mark Sheppard. BUT OMG. I NEVER KNEW I could love Romo. But he was all "Bitch,plz" at Zarek and Gaeta and Dad!!! <3 AND THEN AND THEN IN THE CORRIDOR AND. <3
6. Firing squad. OH DEAR. God, I hate Narcho. Just in case anyone was wondering.
7. Who is the random marine dude who let Chief go and then joined Team Cylon?
8. Oh, god, the bit with the grenade. LEE. Kara is right.
9. Roslin bitch-slapping the Cylons = AWESOME.
10. FUCK. NOT ENOUGH LEOBEN, YOU GUYS. Even if he was suddenly Mr. I have a radio... (ohshit, that isn't the one from Kara's crashed viper, is it?)
11. Chief! Good job on wrecking your ship! Dad did say once that you could do it. Now put it back together before the oxygen runs out.
12. Racetrack laughing at Zarek's jokes. :( DO NOT WANT.
13. HOTDOG. I LOVE YOU. I promise to try writing you more. And with the porns.
14. So, ok. I am. I am trying to be coherent about this bit. All non-Kara/Sam shippers? This is your time to go away. Because it's about to get capslocky.
Kara Thrace is not known for telling people she loves them.
Kara Thrace is mostly known for big fucking gestures, like rescuing their asses from Caprica, marrying them and getting matching tattoos. Also, hugging.
KARA THRACE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE HER BEHIND WITH SAM AND THEN DRAGGED HIM TO COTTLE. Sure, Romo helped. But Kara did it, because Kara doesn't want him dead.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. HAVE I MENTIONED WHAT IT'S LIKE SHIPPING CANON?
She was crying, she called him 'baby', she wouldn't leave him, she begged Romo to help her. Aaaaaaaugh Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Now I know how the Roslin/Adama shippers felt after the bit with them nekkid.
AAAAAAAUGH.
Shit. I am going to be SO FUCKING HIGH.
ALL WEEK. AUGH.
I really want to watch that again.
*flails*
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