The logic, it is not strong with this one.

[lyssie]

From the opening sentences of spam in my mailbox:

Hello my friend! I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog,

Comments

[dlly.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. You kill the dog and eat your.... oh, damn, that doesn't work either.

DL.

[drake57.livejournal.com]

Scary icon...Burger King is scary....can't sleep the Burger King will eat me!