Oh, those wacky Summers family days...

[lyssie]

I'm going through old files (Christ, when did I think it was ok to write Remy's accent phonetically?), purging stuff I'll never finish and all, and came across this old chatlog...


[Lyssie] "I don't want an evil sponge." "Stryfe, stop huffing and get over here." "I don't
wanna." "Stryfe..." "Look, Stryfe, we're washing cars, it doesn't matter WHICH sponge you
use, just help." "....You always liked HIM better!"
* Edana_ni_Emer falls over laughing. This should worry me, but it's just too damn funny.
* Andrea13 giggles. Dang it, Lyssie, STOP!
[Nique] That's post family therepy, right? [G]
[Lyssie] "Don't make me blast you with the hose, Stryfe." "*mutter*" "What was that?"
"*muttermumble*" "I can't hear you, young man!" "Flonq it! I'm old enough to be YOUR
parents, why do you have to be mine?"
[Nique] "Stop splashing your brother. I don't care how much you want to see him rust."
[Lyssie] "Domino can just rub sand all over him, then."
* Edana_ni_Emer wants to see Stryfe try to steal Cable's girlfriend. [snicker] Dom would
hit him so hard he wouldn't wake up for a month.
* Nique chokes on her coffee...
[Lyssie] "You'd like that, wouldn't you. Here, catch." *splat* "OW! Moooom! Domino hit me
in the face with the soap on PURPOSE!"
[Edana_ni_Emer] Timey: Breathe air, not coffee.
[Edana_ni_Emer] I'd think you'd have caught on to that by now. :-)
* Nique snickers madly. Lyss...write this.
[Nique] I'll do the foam bat art. :)
[`Alan] *splat* "Daaaad! Mom hit me in the face with her sponge! On purpose!"
[Lyssie] "She's not your mother, she's MINE." "Actually, I'm not related to EITHER of you.
Behave or I'm leaving."
[Lyssie] Yes, ma'am. But not yet.
[Edana_ni_Emer] ANd then Maddie comes by to take the 'kids' with her for the weekend, as
per the custody agreement. [giggle]
[Andrea13] Timey: PLEASE do the foam bat art. I'll give you my firstborn!
[Nique] Drea: I don't want any carpet weasels. I'll do the pic for shits and giggles. [G]
* Andrea13 hrms. Okay, that might be a little extreme. But I'd *really* like to see it.
* Andrea13 smiles innocently and takes the carpet weasel back. There there, I still love
you.
[Nique] :)
[Andrea13] Well, time for me to head out. Night everyone!
* Andrea13 snugs all who want, waves to the rest, throws a carpet weasel at Timey, and runs
out.

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

It... is probably worse because I try NOT to write people with accents (and Pete's is just awful in this). But, yeah... "Non, but dey be lookin' very close, de last we see o' dem."

That is stupid reasoning. And a little less "OMG! Logan is so kewl! Look! It's Logan!" would've been nice. I think I hate Wolverine from over-exposure alone.

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Summers family. *giggles*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YES. Obviously. Someone needs to write Summers family wackiness. *eyes*

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who hyperventilates when Stryfe starts going on about how Jean was a bad mom, because. . .SHE'S NOT YOUR MOM. SHE'S THE PERSON WHO THE MOTHER OF THE PERSON YOU WERE CLONED FROM WAS CLONED FROM.

Ahh, the Summers insanity.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but as Redd, she did kinda not try to rescue him from Poccy... Not that she really knew he was there, I don't think. (Adventures of Cyke and Phoenix was a while ago...)

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

Still, you know, not his MOM per se.

I read ACP not too long ago -- that just doesn't HELP much as I found it completely incomprehensible. The only way I even sort of understand it is from reading online summaries of what is supposed to have happened. Hell, Lobdell even got it WRONG later on when he has Scott re-telling the story to Corsair (in Scott's version, he and Jean loved Nate so much that they went into the future to find him. Rrrrmkay? I really don't think that's what happened, and if Lobdell doesn't know, who the hell does?)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

....no, Ray dragged them to the future to raise her brother, train him to keep the TO at bay and then defeat Poccy. Ray? Also needs therapy.

You have to cut Lobdell some slack. By the time he wrote that bit, he'd probably penned way too many comics. The man was spread out all OVER the X-universe back then. (off the top of my head, GenX, one of the X-Men books, Excalibur, and he was also plotting half a dozen crossovers....)

[dreagoddess.livejournal.com]

I think that was more Scott wishful thinking. ;)

*sighs and hugs chatlog* Those were fun days.

[scarfman]

Hm. ...Oh! Those Summers!! Nevermind.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. What other Sum--oh. Yeah.