I have garlic pita chips, and you don't. Nyah.

[lyssie]

1. You know you want to be a gratuitous space lesbian, baby.

2. My unfinished fic folder scares me with its multitudinousness. Crossovers alone? 64 files (one is the scrap file, one is a notes file). BSG file? Let's just say 50. 50 is a nice, round, number. The SG folder? 100+. Same goes for the comicfic folder. Conclusion: I need to stop having new story ideas and FINISH things.

3. You know what else scares me? Women getting their hymens repaired so their man can feel like they're a virgin. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH WTF IN THE WORLD.

4. Seriously. WTF am I supposed to do on a Friday night now?
4b. Aeryn Sun is staring at me. Mebbe I shall watch some Farscape.

5. Or, I could maybe clean my room.
5b. Which would require, um... more shelving. Damn.

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[fahrbotdrusilla]

3. You know what else scares me? Women getting their hymens repaired so their man can feel like they're a virgin. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH WTF IN THE WORLD.

... *twitches* WTF!

[morwen_peredhil]

3. LOSING MY VIRGINITY ONCE WAS ENOUGH, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU CAN MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A MAN, BABY.

[morwen_peredhil]

BECAUSE MAKING WOMEN BLEED AND CRY IS SO MANLY AND SEXAY!

I'm just trying to imagine H's horror if I ever suggested getting that done. He'd probably have me committed.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Tell him he's making his sex more palpable, or something.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

palatable. damn.That was the word I was looking for. (I need more sleep. Or poeeibly more alcohol)

[aj.livejournal.com]

Um. Dude, I wouldn't even do his laundry if he asked me.

Well, unless he paid me like $40million. And paid for the whole thing. And then I could leave his moronic ass.

[aj.livejournal.com]

The $40 million is for the laundry, btw. It'd be $400million for the surgery.

I really hate laundry.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Good. Because. Dude.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*eyes icon*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

3. Oh, HELL no.

[shadowserenity.livejournal.com]

3. WTF?! The women undergoing this procedure must have incredibly low self-esteem. It's insane.

[antiwesley.livejournal.com]

Speaking of crossovers, I should pester Alden to start re-tuning "Spice up Your Lives" to make it a 9-10/Billie fic. :)

We had discussed it briefly once... ;)

*giggles*

[ebneter.livejournal.com]

1. You know you want to be a gratuitous space lesbian, baby.

Dude.

I just ordered one of those to give to Katee in April. :-)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Mwahahhahahahah.

[ex-spockette108.livejournal.com]

3. OH HELL NO. *shudders*

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

Excuse me but WHAT? That is just so NASTY. If you want to give a give of you being 'tighter' down there, do the fucking clenching andn pelvic floor exercises. Ewww! Skin is so crawling, scratching and wanting to walk away and sit in a bucket of bleach. If the person your with wants to experience your virginity again surely he will tell you and if he didn't love you and the fact that he is getting it regularly hopefully he would tell you. People are born virgins and as they grow they lose that throught the learning process. The sex bit is just the final growing up bit. Also if god wanted us to experience virginity loss every time we had sex. HUMAN RACE = EXTINCTION! Sometimes its just best to not read stuff like this. It will make sane women crazy and the stupid crazy ones more bouncy than they should be.

[cheekygal.livejournal.com]

OMG I read that article and I'm just about screaming with rage and disgust. Especially the woman who pointed out that her husband could have put her down because she wasn't a virgin when they married. Of course, I'm sure he was pure as the driven snow...