lyssie: (Not Pete (Anders))
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2007-01-19 11:23 pm
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Oh, fangirl...

So, in my "I'm going through BSG withdrawal, gimme some god-damned Trucco, Netflix!" state, I got them to (FINALLY OMG) send me the two discs of CSI with his episodes on them.

I'd seen the Vegas episode before, which cracked me the hell up as soon as it started playing. Of course. I saw it the first time it was broadcast. And I didn't know it was Trucco, then. I couldn't even remember who did what (which led to the following exchange: Lyss: Trucco shot a man! In Vegas! Timey: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and doesn't go with you to Caprica when you become a pyramid player.). It did, however, mean that I remembered some of it.

But. Dude. I watched almost three seasons of CSI? wtf?

It did, however, remind me of the fact that a) I love Catherine. b) Greg Dourdan? Still hot. c) Brass is a strange little man.

Not enough to make me want to watch more, however.

Sadly, after the somewhat decent mediocrity of CSI: Vegas, we moved on to CSI: Miami. And, boy.

David Caruso can not act.

At all. Every. Single. Scene the man was in was the most painful thing to watch. Ever. And there was no SPEED. THERE WAS NO LUCAS. I was robbed, man.

Even the Calleigh was very low-key.

Luckily, Trucco was having sex with a woman. (sidenote: in the other episode, he's got a tattoo on his arm, and they put him in a shirt with no sleeves. SMART producers. Though, now I worry that Anders will end up with a tattoo signifying anger, rage, and vengeance...)

SEX. Yes. Sex with a woman in an elevator, and she bit him (HI KARA). And he was all, slightly-floppy hair and cuteness. And. Um.

Can we clone him? It would be only fair.

But. Dear god does David Caruso suck donkey ass through a straw.

(please note: I do understand that Trucco DOES NOT EQUAL SAM ANDERS. That said, he does play to a certain type.)

[identity profile] vampirehunter85.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
David Caruso?

I think you might get a kick out of this, then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOlQX6l5dg
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
ugh. I watched, like, five lines before having to stop. *shudders* (a CORPSE IS MORE INTERESTING)

[identity profile] lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
having endured one ep of CSI-miami just because Ben Browder was in it, I just have to say--

WORD

(and to the withdrawal as well. I miss all my shiny scifriday shows tonight. *kicks stupid skiffy*)

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say that! We're getting that disc next... Er. Luckily, though, we can always fast-forward.

[identity profile] lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ben's worth it. But, um, yes, fast-forwarding is recommended. ;)
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ben is almost always worth it (and we survived it for two minutes of Trucco).

[identity profile] million-moments.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
My dad refuses to even be in the same room when David Caruso is on tv, ranting about how he never changes his voice or something :p God knows I only watch Miami for Calleigh...
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I like Calleigh (I love Calleigh, actually. Have since she said guns made her hot and bothered), but. omg. The rest was so bad! Maybe if they dumped Caruso it might get better, but...

[identity profile] bsgnightsky.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaron Douglas and the Jedi Chefs hate him. They find the way he takes his shades off at the end of every opening scene amusing. For Aaron's birthday they surprised him on stage at G2 with this:

http://www.planet-zhadum.com/convs/galactica2/pages/03CarrotTop.html
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That is so so wrong, but so damned funny. BWAHAHAHAHAH.