numbers! Er, and things.

[lyssie]

1. I am a red-redhead again. It is, er, slightly brighter than I'd thought, but oh well. It is pretty. I have also purchased sweaters that are not scratchy, ugly, or with stupid and ugly scooped-necks.

2. If Sam ever calls Kara 'baby' and doesn't get smacked for it (in canon), I will be sad. Someone write me that fic, pls.

3. Kara/Anders songfic. On ff'net. People. Songfic is just a BAD IDEA, M'kay? Not to mention. Kara Thrace and Sam Anders? NOT REALLY THE LOVEYDOVEY SONGFIC TYPE. My own joking about writing some aside. (on a tangent, I would like to note that fighting mocking pyramid snarking everything is foreplay for Sam and Kara. BOTH sets.)

4. Sam Anders also does not have his character in the listings at the Pit. Damnit, people, HOW AM I SUPPOSED to list Kara/Anders fic if he's NOT THERE?

4b. Not to mention, why is there no 'fluffy porn' option there? I always have to check 'romance', since it ain't 'gen'.

4c. On that note, I would like to apologize to anyone who has me on author alert. There's another 30 fics to put up.

5. I am currently juggling two fics. A. Pirate AU now has BACKSTORY. and complexity. DAMNIT. (you can all blame livilla, twilight_mash and, AS ALWAYS, familyarchives). B. Lantis fic. Because ma qwirky gave me a mental orgy, and then Shep was all drunkenly gropy. However, it has PLOT and is mostly gen. Yay. It may also be crossovery, and I have made my first Lantis Mary Sue, yays.

6. *uses newest icon* (Can I have one? Where's Sinister when we need clones?)

Comments

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

...you know... for weeks when I've seen you post about Kara/Sam, I've thought you were referring to Kara/Sam CARTER still. This morning I figured out that wasn't the case. *face.hands*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I actually mean both, sometimes. I try reallyreally hard to remember to differentiate, but sometimes, I forget. And sometimes, the porn is too distracting.

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

Because, in the end? It's the porn that really matters.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

This is quite true. And the angst. Sometimes.

[aj.livejournal.com]

5. AHAHAAHHAAH! Well, if it makes you feel better, I have Dee and Billy snarking in my head. Billy's whining about how wrong it is that he knows what size condoms to keep in the President's desk and Dee is laughing at him. And making him blush by asking what size HE uses. And then telling him she needs to find him a nice pirating girl and isn't it Too Bad that Cally's taken and Billy's all horribly relieved because he'd rather have a girlfriend who DOESN'T rule his life (completely) and Dee is then telling him that he better be careful otherwise she'll tell Cally about that and he's all "Oh, yeah? I was totally going to save you a bag of those roasted nuts you like from that shipment we just scored, but it seems you really don't WANT them. Fine!"

And then she laughs at him and apologizes until he agrees to send them over anyway.

Billy really is too nice to be a pirate. But he IS organized. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

You should write it. ;)

[aj.livejournal.com]

:P I have to write OTHER Mom and Dad and Billy. Sigh. Dammit!

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

Don't use up all your pirate juice before I can get a ficathon going, pretty please!!! :)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's never going to happen, baby. Pirates. Sex, leather, snark, lawlessness.... HOW could I not have, um, stamina for a ficathon?

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

I sort of get the impression that if Anders ever called Starbuck "Baby", she'd look at him like he'd grown another head, roll her eyes, reach up, plant her hand over his face and shove him backwards.

Or something.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I want to see that. I want it canon that women hurt men who call them 'baby'.

[circe.livejournal.com]

I saw your postings over at FF.net the other day. Most of these you haven't posted on Lj right?

do I have to reg in order to make comments on FF?

I luvs the mocking love-laced banter between Kara and Sam

Pls with teh more mocking kthx

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have posted them to lj, as far as I remember. I've just been lax in posting them on ff'net. Thus, the sudden surge in Kara/Anders over there. ;)

Nope. You can leave anonymous comments.

I am trying! They are... well, they were, being difficult. The porny previews helped.

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*gladly accepts blame, yo* Complexity is AWESOME.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yet makes it harder. Sigh. I miss the random, "Huh. They are in leather. And now there's porn." moments. Although, that is because certain characters are sulking in corners and being angsty

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

*stumbles in randomly*

I pride myself on pushing fic ideas onto other people. *firmly nods*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Well, it works. Sort of. I just have to actually get more than random backstory done. Rarr.

[twilight-mash.livejournal.com]

ARRRRRR! (yay!)