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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2006-11-01 08:11 pm

Bones, Criminal Intent and NCIS

Criminal Intent: Please stop being the show where you have Shocking Moments and Special Guest Stars Who Act. I watched an old episode--the last five minutes of, at least--tonight, and it was about a thousand times better than every episode this season. Except for the first one, and that only rocked because of the Alex stuff. The rest of CI? Has been pretty shitty.

NCIS. Fluffy fun. And, aw, Ziva. Also, again, please note that YOU DO NOT PISS OFF THE WOMEN. Thank you.

Bones.
HOMINA.

Seriously. HOW do they have such a hot scene without kissing? HOW? Because Brennan was totally going, "Kiss me, bitch." and Booth was totally going, "Shit, I wanna kiss Bones. Shit. ARGUE, man."

ANGELA. Get over yourself. And, and, damn. Poor puppy. Although, Hodgins, dude, you should'a known when she said 'no', that if it went well it would... yeah. Poor man. Poor Angela.

The case? Let's put it this way: Criminal Intent did a similar case last night. The one last night? Was all about Liza Minelli being a Guest Star and Acting. I don't have a fucking clue how that case worked, or why the killer did what he did.

This one? Yeah. It made sense, and there was enough forensic fun to make it interesting. Plus, the people there acting? Were just doing their jobs, not being all "OMG I AM ON TEEVEES LOOK AT ME".

Plus, I actually cared about what would happen. Plus, Brennan got to make snide comments about beauty pagents. Which, love.

Plus, there was teamwork action and Cam and Zack and, and.... Mmm. Ice cream bars!

Plus, the scene at the end? Yeah, that? Is why the two of them would have really hot and really pretty sex.

[identity profile] sheri47.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, that end scene should be one of those that spawn a ton of pRon, really. It was a pants!verse sex scene, right down to the arguing *sigh*
and poor Hodgy, the perfect date and still gets rejected.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
OH HODGY. Yes. It makes me sad.

Dude, I think that scene made my ovaries flutter, and they didn't do a damned thing but STARE at each other. Arrrr. (why do I not have a Bones icon? hrm)

[identity profile] vickyocean.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Geez, how thick was the UST at at the end, huh? The eps so far had been kinda lite on the intense B/B tension, but this one made up for it in spades at the end.

I was also kind of amused how entertained they were during the talent portion, even though I find childrens beauty pageants very disturbing.

Poor Hodgins. He needs a hug.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
yes! I don't know if they decided they needed to up it so next week there could be porn in Vegas, or....

Yeah, that was... *shudder*

He does. Or Cam needs to sex him sex. Or some beer. Beer might also be good.

[identity profile] vickyocean.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Or Cam can just have sex with all the guys connected to the forensic anthropology department. Maybe she can teach Zach something. Then just wait until Goodman gets back. After that maybe she'll start on the girls. On second thought, I think I'd just like her to just, um, die.

I'm look forward to next week's ep. It looks like a lot of fun.And I can just imagine all the fic that it will spawn. Probably mostly bad and sappy where they secretly get married while they're in Vegas and the like. Unfortunately, I've found very little really good Bones fic, mostly because Brennen is characterized rather strangely and her dialog is insanely stilted.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Brennan is insanely hard to write for, unfortunately. She sees the world from sideways. And that's really hard to get into fic, dialog and otherwise. Booth is easy. Booth is every guy out there, in some ways. Though he's slowly sliding sideways, too.

Brennan doesn't believe in marriage! HAH! on those fangirls. Now, having a fling? Maybe now, she would. Except she's already stated that having interpersonal relationships of that nature between colleagues is bad.

I do think they should have the "we are drunk" sex, though. And then Booth can angst and Brennan will be "er, yeah. It was just sex." and give him puzzled looks.

[identity profile] vickyocean.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Brennan is really tough to write. It's I have a Bones/Stargate crossover I've been messing with since last season, but I can never get her to sound quite write. I just love the idea of Jack giving Brennan a gun over Booth's protests and then proceeding to have fun shooting stuff together.

Drunk sex. Yeah, I can see Booth guilting over that. Though on the other hand he has been a bit of a man-whore this season sleeping with 2 women in the space of a ep. So not a good Catholic boy, Booth. Brennan can do her anthropological imperative speech until he seduces her all over again to shut her up.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Brennan would LOVE Jack. And he'd give her a gun once he'd made sure she was competent, and then... there would be shooting things. A lot. *happy thoughts*

....*small voice* that would be kinda hot.

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
old episode--the last five minutes of, at least--tonight, and it was about a thousand times better than every episode this season. Except for the first one, and that only rocked because of the Alex stuff. The rest of CI? Has been pretty shitty.

YES. WORD. It's so WORD it's ... um.
Didn't catch Bones tonight cause I'd had enough of the JonBennet thing with CI last night. And I'd never thought to see the day that Bones would write it better than CI. ***sigh*** Though I'm not surprised. Just...sad. :(
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, CI? Was awful. Bones, I was happy, because I felt like I got into things. They poked fun at the kiddie princess circus, and proved that some of the girls DO want to do it. It wasn't All About Liza.

Plus, it made sense. Yes.

Also. Last scene of episode (I recommend just watching that, if nothing else. omg.)

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2006-11-02 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Watching the whole thing!
*waits impatiently for torrent to appear*