lyssie | random letters.

Dear BSG 2.3 disc,

You are still a hater, this is sad. Why you gotta be like this? All I want's a copy of Chief Building a Ship, damnit. Y'can let Cain fry. And I only want a copy because my taped off tv copy has gone AWOL, and there are times a girl goes, "I wanna watch Chief Build a Ship" and thus, there is NEED for it, if I want to watch Chief Build a Ship ~~for Kara~~ on my tv.

*sulks*
No love, and you GO BACK IN THE MAIL tomorrow,
Lys

Dear girlybits,

I know we've had this discussion before, but I'd really appreciate it if you didn't decide to start randomly bleeding like a giraffe attacked by sharks when I'm at work. And have NO WAY of alleviating said bleeding.

I'd glare at you, but glaring at my crotch would look pathetic.

Only a little love,
Lys

Dear Kara and Sam,

Now, I know that

woodface and I have kind of written every permutation for you that we possibly could, but it would be nice if you'd expand a bit. I'd like some fresh porn to occupy my brain, please.

Go find a convenient shower,
Lys