I should use my snark filter

[lyssie]

But I'm bored.

Dear slash author,

I'm SO SAD you have to delve into the world of het. Oh, the horror.

Really. I feel for you. Writing those horrible vaginas, and having to remember that women have breasts.

Kisses,
Lys

Dear Muse,

wtf? Grace and Ten? Are you on crack? Because, srsly, wtf?

(this isn't to say I don't like Grace, as I prefer her to Rose, but, yeesh)

Why aren't you working on ideas for my Romanathon story, anyway?

No love, Lys

PS. NO MORE SMUT AT WORK. No, really. It will be a "Christian-oriented" workplace. smut = the devil's work.

Comments

[havocthecat]

Oh, Lord, one of the slash authors that doesn't like girls? I hate that breed.

Ouch, Christian-oriented? Lack of smut = sad.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. But the utter disdain that was used to state they were going to have to write het pissed me off.

Ya. Luckily, as a lapsed Lutheran-type, I shall be fine. Except, omg, no Fandom Wank from work. Sigh.

[havocthecat]

Well, fuck, what's up with that attitude? If you hate het that much, get the fuck away from it.

Oh! And I'm cranky because a certain femslasher seems to be dipping into SGA a bit. I can only pray that fic is not in the air for SGA from that fandom and author.

True, at least lapsed Catholicism/Protestantism/whateverism generally preps you for that sort of thing. But seriously, that's going to be tough.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

GAH. They've already done Sam/Liz, iirc. It was very painfully BAD BAD BAD.

*cranky*

I shall now write chairporn. Hrm.

[havocthecat]

I DIDN'T READ IT. Because it would hurt.

Make them go away from Lizzie. And everyone else. Can't we inflict them on--I don't know, CSI? I don't watch CSI. And there's certainly girlslash there.

*offers chocolate*

Oooh, porn, yay!

I'm trying to decide who to pair up with whom in my cracky AU, and is it sad that I want Sam and Janet to have a thing behind Jack's back?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

SMART GIRL.

Yes. CSI would be a perfect match. Bad show + bad writer = OTP 4ever.

They should. Because, as has been proved by western!AU Sam/Kara, Jack is... not as good at the oral sex thing. Or perhaps we were just biased.

[havocthecat]

IT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY.

Yes. That would be EXACTLY what I was thinking. *shoos writer at CSI*

I don't remember western!AU Sam/Kara. But really, Jack would be deliberately oblivious in order to avoid conflict. And also, because he's a guy and would think it was hot. And DON'T even get me started on the topic of men and the oral sex thing.

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

I can totally see Grace having an argument with Ten and Ten being all sheepish and stuff. You should write that. *pokes vaguely*

[skellingtonjon.livejournal.com]

Women have breasts?

Since when?

:P