Oh, Spam.

[lyssie]

I just got spam with the subject: "female free orgasms"

Dude. I didn't think men had that kind of problem. All they need is their hands, a little lube...

Plus, wouldn't that be kinda hard for me? I am female, after all...

Comments

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it was a message about getting a sex change?

Personally, I prefer to involve females, but I'm funny that way...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Possibly. But. Still not the right way to go about it.

As do I...

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I should make it clear that, even if that were what was offered, I would recommend against it!