BWAHAHAHA.

[lyssie]

HEY JAKA! You have competition from the Kara/Lee fanatics!

I'm sure some of you old members of teh list recall the Pete is a Stalker fracas of 2005. You know the one where some person on teh list went on about how she'd HAD BOYFRIENDS like Pete, and omg, he was going to abuse Sam forever and ever, amen, and such. (I believe at least a few of you had off-list arguments with this idiot).

Or something like that.

Anyway.


Some idiot Kara/Lee shipper had the following to say:

. My ex boyfriend who left me and left my psyche in shambles for the last 7 months, his name is Sam, and his roomate's name is Anders. So you see, I hate this Caprican character more than anyone else ON THIS EARTH. He *SO* has to die.

YES. BECAUSE HER REAL LIFE has such impact on a tv show. Obviously.

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[zorb]

OMG, I saw that and just...wow. It's one thing to have a personal reaction to the show - it's another to not recognize that the reaction is very specific to you and keep that in context. *shakes head*

*goes to make/find tattoo icon*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snicker* it, sadly, makes me want to go rejoin teh List and see if I can dig up the crack posts from last year (hell, it might even be from the year before), just to compare and see if it's the same girl.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

o_O

Yes. Well then. Hard to argue with that kind of logic.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Indeed. *handwaves* Have a cookie instead.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm...cookies...

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

...does this all mean that Samwise Gamgee is some kind of evil mastermind? Cause...y'know, I really kinda like him and stuff and if you take away my general hobbit-love...I really have nothing left to live for and will become a sad former husk of geekiness.

And that'd just be pitiful and wrong. (is very emo now)

Also, you'd kill my astrophyscist-love too. Since all Sams are evil and such.

(WEEPS PROFUSELY, OMG)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YES. Sam was really the creator of the ring, donchaknow.

Mmm. Hot astrophysicist.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

OMG, YES! He was totally using Sauron as his patsy! That's why hobbits aren't mentioned in the poem! Because they ARE but only in the general context of the "One for the dark lord on his dark throne" bit!

Oh my god, it all makes SENSE now! Why on earth didn't I see it before? (forehead-slap)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I'm high from glee, and the snark bubbled out.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

HIDE, I tell you. HIDE from the stupid fandomtwits! *shakes fist*

*hides in dark alley with RADW clutched in a fist*

Although, really, when it comes down to it, I can't through stones at my own glass house of shippery glee.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*eg* See?

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

I LOVE you more for calling this out. Best part was the yelling at her for lack of spoiler cut.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snerk* I am... too snarky and gleeful for words right now. Or coherency.

*dances on Apophis' grave*

[ysrith.livejournal.com]

did you yell at her too for the spoilers? I did and she deleted the comment.
Stupid girl!

See that only irriates me and prompts me to do this like making her fantwit of the week and naming her publicly on my lj

Hell it's saturday morning, not even coffee, moron fans are prey!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I did, on one comm. Then I told her to get outta the gene pool on another. *was not nice*

I can even award her an icon, if she wants. ;)

[amykay73.livejournal.com]

And I thought it was even more special that she had to plaster that piece of dribble on any BSG community she could find last night. (Since it was spoilerish it was deleted out of at least two of the communities.)

[nique.livejournal.com]

She apparently thought it was a profound revelation.

Someone needs to smack her upside the head.

[cheekygal.livejournal.com]

*headdesks repeatedly*

C'mon, he's practically wearing a red shirt with a bull's eye, anyway, she has to make it all about her?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe he's wearing a reshirt. *sniffs*

But, yes, it's obviously all about her and her emotional issues with men named Sam.

[morwen_peredhil]

That insane comment was of much awesomeness (and she posted it in at least three comms). Hee!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

I just. I.

*boggle*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yes. Isn't it scary? Now, I suppose we need someone like her on our side, just so we can mock her and kick her off the island.