An open letter.

[lyssie]

Dear Kara Thrace and Samuel Anders,

Please stop having sex in my head while I'm driving to work.

It's not that I don't like the sex, it's that I have no way of recording it so others can enjoy it, too. And, no, I will NOT be writing porn for you at work.

Likewise, please explain the disturbing nesting bit you tossed at me whilst I was glaring at job 35 (again. I don't think that job is going to ever fucking be over with). Because, Kara, I'm pretty sure you don't want kids.

No love,

Lyssie

PS. Why can't you be having sex in my head NOW?

Comments

[kathgrr.livejournal.com]

LOL, you're killing me with the hysterics here. Well, I'm guessing you're not at work now - so can you get with the porn writing now? Please? Or I'll sic them on you while trying to sleep!!!!

You really should crosspost this & the previous post over at pyramidofdreams.

Damn it, now you've got me going around searching for Kara/Anders icons. Next you'll have me writing porn!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

No. I have no net access at work.

I plan to! And I should also do picspam with extra pics from various things. Mm.

Er.

*distracted*

[rabbit-the-wise.livejournal.com]

*coos*

come here, kara, come here, mr. hotty pants....the rabbit

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

PS. Why can't you be having sex in my head NOW?

...because they're fascinated by the tap dancing midgets you let creep in at lunch time.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

No, that was the drive home, in an effort not to be muttering about porn to myself. sigh.

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

*flails kind of a lot*

They need to stop doing that when you can't be sharing it with me.

Also, like, can you send them to maybe have sex in my head while I'm at work? Just to spice up the day a little bit?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

They do. Although. I might have written some of it down, though it wasn't terribly coherent due to being written long-hand while trying not to let coworkers see...

*sends them over* Ask about the wallsex.

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

Dear Lyssie,

We can't be having sex in your head now because we are busy in Kelly's. We'll be over after while.

MUCH LOVE,

Kara and Sam

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Dear Kelly,

Hope you have a good day.

Try not to break them.

Much.

Love,

Lyssie.