lyssie: (Aeryn idiot)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-12-11 10:57 am

Because pain shared is pain whatevered.

Jaka has this to say:

IMHO: I was always of the opinion that the only person
to put a set of rings on Sam's hand and babies in her
womb should be Jack. And no-one else.

[identity profile] jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give an alibi to whoever wants to kill him.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. I just need to get my frakking paychecks and a passport, and I'm on it.

[identity profile] erica-w.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we could start a fund or something.

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If I didn't know the rest of the history of Jaka, I'd find that ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. As it is, I feel a little ill.

[identity profile] jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam's ass on that icon is distracting me.

::pervs::

[identity profile] lavidaessueno.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I have GOT to finish this Moebius fic. . . .

[identity profile] nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope Jaka gets plague.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And woody rot.

ancarett: Change the World - Jack Layton's Last Letter (Apollo BSG2003 WTF)

[personal profile] ancarett 2005-12-11 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
babies in her womb?

OMFG -- it's like a trainwreck. You know, I'm seriously considering adding that Yahoo group to my membership list to go trawling through the disaster zone. . . .
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* That's the only reason I'm still there. For the moments where I can occasionally bitchslap people. It's kind of sad.

[identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're supposed to put babies IN a womb. You put sperm in a womb, then 9 or so months later, the babies exit.

Trying to cram a baby into a womb sounds uncomfortable. And then you'd have to find baby scuba gear. It would be a mess.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

[identity profile] haildorothygale.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And then you'd have to find baby scuba gear.

I have the worst image involving snorkels right now.

morwen_peredhil: (starbuck don't own me - by lyssie)

[personal profile] morwen_peredhil 2005-12-11 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah! That would be funny if it weren't so damn disturbing. As for the putting-babies-into-her-womb thing, there are no words. *shudder*

[identity profile] karma-aster.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
(headdesks FOREVER)

Does he know how he sounds? Does he frakking know how he SOUNDS?

[identity profile] cheekygal.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*blinks*

Um. Um...

Well. Isn't that an interesting statement.

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I read Jaka as Jara and I was very confused. I didn't actually read it correctly until the 4th time.

Woe.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
gaaah.

[identity profile] elly427.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*cries*

[identity profile] skellingtonjon.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that mean a set of babies?
Because that's how I read it.
:O

[identity profile] katcorvi.livejournal.com 2005-12-11 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Always, because Jack's so manly that when he impregnates Sam be it via sperm or putting babies in her womb, she will never produce a single baby, but multiples, which is good because then they can use up all the really good names at once, such as Teal'ca, Daniella, Janet, and the name that always must be used, Grace.

(That sort of idiocy makes me write run on sentences. Oops.)

[identity profile] qwirky.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
*snuggles skwerls*

[identity profile] amykay73.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
...

*blinks*

Well I'm glad he's gotten that cleared up. Nothing says "I'm a jackass" better than a statement like that.

(Anonymous) 2005-12-12 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
You are evil.

Which is why you are my hero.

'nuf said.

-Annerb

[identity profile] emosweet.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure but last time i was reading posts at s/j i thought this Jaka was dismembered .. ooops i mean blocked his membership.
where's still this idiot ranting?

[identity profile] elvinborn.livejournal.com 2005-12-12 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
arrgg! my eyes!!!