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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-08-29 02:06 am

SCAM: House/new Battlestar Galactica: The Broad Majestic Shannon

Disclaimer: Not mine. Crossover: House/new Battlestar Galactica Rating: 13+
Pairing: Allison Cameron/Greg House (mentioned), Allison Cameron/Lt. Gaeta.
Genre: er... Angst, introspection
Length: 1,000+
Notes: okay, so, dude, this came out of a conversation [livejournal.com profile] musicforcylons and I were having this morning at about 4am, about how Gaeta gets no love and stuff. And, er, it's more about Allison, but for some reason she wanted to be the narrator. (Conversation from the beginning of the evening: http://www.livejournal.com/users/musicforcylons/43296.html) Title completely stolen from The Pogues (although the flavor of the song kind of matches this, anyway)

The Broad Majestic Shannon
by ALC Punk!

Lt. Gaeta likes his coffee black with one sugar.

Allison knows because she brought coffee to everyone in CIC during that five-day stretch where no one slept. She's a diagnostician and a doctor, but she made and served coffee while the soldiers around her kept the Cylons from destroying them all.

It's something she hasn't ever thanked them for. Possibly because she isn't quite sure what to say (this doesn't fall under apologizing for Greg House's inflammatory insults to a patient) to them.

Also possibly because they never seem to realize they need thanks.

Some of the viper pilots are wild and insane, kissing unwary people (Foreman still looks disturbed every time someone in a flight suit comes by the infirmary, though Allison is fairly certain Lt. Thrace doesn't remember bouncing in after one shift and kissing him soundly before falling asleep--Cottle said she'd taken too many stims). But they're doing it for fun, and to reaffirm that they're alive.

In a fleet of less than 50,000 people, there's not much call for brain surgery.

Neither is there call for letters to patients (waste of paper and computer resources), or a weekly case involving some strange and (sometimes) infectious disease. Allison thinks she appreciates the downtime, even at the cost of her world.

But she can make coffee, and hold hands, and sometimes, she can make him smile at her.

They meet after their shifts in one of the common rooms. They've got their own table now (and Foreman teases her mercilessly about dating a soldier), off to one side. It's not intimate (on a ship crammed with people, nothing is), but it's quiet and it's theirs (there's a scratch in the surface that she likes to run her finger over).

She always brings the coffee, and he's sometimes late. Usually because there was a crisis, or something happened that required he not leave CIC. She understands (being understanding used to drive her mother insane), and never objects.

Sometimes, their coffee is cold (not to mention that it's mostly black sludge, anyway).

He once asked her how easy it was to work with Dr. Cottle. She'd laughed and told him working with Cottle was easy, after being under the aegis of Greg House. Besides, she didn't have to write letters, or lie to patients on his behalf.

They don't talk often, the silence is usually enough for them to both decompress. But she knows things about him--he likes order over chaos. His mother wanted him to be a computer scientist, and his father wanted him to be a priest. She thinks they'd both be proud of him, now. His oldest sister liked to get him into trouble, and he still has resentment about it.

And he knows things about her. Little things.

Not the big ones. Not the ones that make her smile falter when he's not there to see it.

He doesn't know that she still misses Greg House fiercely, that she misses her own family less. Foreman guesses, but he never presses (he never would, anyway). And Allison is certainly not telling Cottle she's pining for a man who told her the only reason she wanted him was because he was damaged.

And she's not admitting to herself that he might have been right, either.

She misses Chase, but only because he could distract Foreman from being an ass, and she misses the hospital, and knowing there was a purpose in her life. She sometimes wonders if there will ever be a time when they settle down and she can teach. Pass on her knowledge of infectious diseases, cranky doctors, and how to know when someone's lying.

Not that she was ever all that good at the latter.

Gaeta is as exacting as she is, in some ways. She knows that he lines up the salt shaker and the pepper just so (he thinks she isn't watching). Something tells her his correspondence would be just as organized. There'd be folders on his desktop pertaining to each subsection: complaints, lawsuit threats, death threats, and hell-has-frozen-over-thank yous.

Of course, Gaeta doesn't have to deal with a neurotic doctor who thinks being nice is pointless.

Instead, he has to deal with officers, pilots, marines, and everything in-between. He has to coordinate battle information and make sure all of the reports are filed in the appropriate places. At least, that's what she'd gotten from that five days of no sleep.

Allison doesn't remember when they first started having coffee together. She thinks it was after the revolt on the Astral Queen, and it was definitely before the explosion in the hangar (she actually felt useful, debriding and patching up burns--better than dealing with the dead).

They have progressed to first names--well, she tells him to call her Allison, and he blushes. And she forgets and calls him Gaeta. She thinks it's because she prefers it to his first name.

One other thing she knows (and the one that makes her almost blush when Foremen gets into irritating older brother mode) is that he likes her hair in a ponytail. She's caught the way his eyes follow her head, and it took time (and a conversation with Dee that she's not sure she ever wants to repeat) to figure it out.

It's a small thing, wearing her hair pulled back. It makes it easier to do whatever scutwork they've found for her to do. She convinces herself that's the only reason she does it.

Besides, it's not as if there's privacy anywhere on the ship for anything.

If she were to even consider doing anything.

Which she isn't.

But she likes wearing her hair up, likes making him smile, and she listens when he babbles (sometimes) randomly about AV club, blowing himself up, and his little sister.

And she hopes he isn't thinking of her as a replacement for his siblings.

A lot.

-f-

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely!

I saw the House/BSG label and was very WTF, but this is great. Gaeta really does need love... even if he is a cylon.

And really, what is Gaeta's first name!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. *g*

Yeah, I was kind of like, "wtf?" when MFC suggested it. And then the coffee line caught me, and, ARGH. So, yeah. Had to be written.

*sad* I don't know. A.j. thinks we should name him Mikail. But I object on the grounds that the only other Mikhail I know of went insane and turned another dimension into a Darwinist experiment of survival of the fittest. Also? He tried to kill Storm. *shakes wee fist*

*stops being comics geek*

[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
He so needs love, and a name. *pokes Ron Moore*

[identity profile] amykay73.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I had the same WTF reaction when I read the description, but once I saw Lyssie's name, I knew it would be good :)

This is a very sweet piece. You have Allison's character down pat, and you make it work having her and Foreman on the Galactica.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I was kind of disturbed at the crossover idea. But then it kind of worked, and I had to like it. ;)

Thank you =)

[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Foreman still looks disturbed every time someone in a flight suit comes by
♥ Disturbed!Foreman and poor Chase who didn't make it.

But she can make coffee, and hold hands, and sometimes, she can make him smile at her.
She's Hestia and Hebe.

And you know something, I think Cameron really would do alright working for Cottle. Might even be healthy for her.

It's a small thing, wearing her hair pulled back. It makes it easier to do whatever scutwork they've found for her to do. She convinces herself that's the only reason she does it.

Besides, it's not as if there's privacy anywhere on the ship for anything.

If she were to even consider doing anything.

Which she isn't.

OMG this is so insanely cute! Much more than I realized last evening.

and she listens when he babbles (sometimes) randomly about AV club, blowing himself up
Gaeta rambling, the AV club and blowing himself up are right up there with the Gaeta victory dance of fen fabulousity.

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I considered leaving all of them alive, but it didn't feel right, so I killed everyone but Foreman (because I like Foreman). And, dude, now I kind of want to write Starbuck/Foreman.

She's Hestia and Hebe.

I need to bone up on my mythology. (which is Lyssie for: I have no idea what that means).

I love that we have so much Gaeta fanon now, man. (and, I kinda like fanon, in some respects. I may even like it more than metacanon)

Thank you =)

[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Good old, long-suffering Foreman.

http://www.pantheon.org/articles/h/hestia.html, http://www.pantheon.org/articles/h/hebe.html (Which is MfC for: Google is your friend.)

EEEEE! Me too, bless his geeky heart. (This would not surprise me. Full on Gaeta fic would also not surprise me.)

Welcome. :D

[identity profile] kurukami.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*smile* I must admit, I did a double take when I saw this particular crossover fandom mix... but you've definitely made it work. The characterizations of both Cameron and Gaeta are, I think, spot-on -- and the images of the two of them together somehow just click. Nicely done!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you =)

Of course, you can truly blame musicforcylons for feeding the plotbunny, and saying the line about the smiles and the coffee.

[identity profile] kurukami.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Cylons do seem to be everywhere, don't they? Just the other day I wrote a Firefly/BSG crossover... *grin*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. *looks cute and hopeful* Kara/Mal?

[identity profile] kurukami.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. *evil grin* River/Six. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kurukami/56939.html#cutid1)

[identity profile] daisycm83.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...Is it wrong that I can totally see this pairing? Well, after having read the fic, anyway. It works for me. Very nice.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all, dude. It's the end of the world as they know it, and sometimes, smiles and coffee are what you need most. *nods* Thank you.

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is awesome! You blended the two universes really well and the characters are still spot on.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you =) (I think if I had to do anything longer, or with dialog, I'd be SOL)

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-09-01 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. Still be better than I could do.

[identity profile] scribewraith.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow!
The whole time I read this I just kept thinking that there's nothing to say that House couldn't have been set in the colonies. Well done!

I love Cameron's voice in this two, really sweet!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-30 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I really kind of like the idea that House was on one of the Colonies, now. *g*

[identity profile] scribewraith.livejournal.com 2005-08-31 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
yeah me too!

ps love your icon - i have loved that top forever and keep threatening to try and make it *grins*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-08-31 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I rather like it m'self.