*spoils* In this week's episode, Teyla gets knocked up by Simon. Then she and Lizzeh fight in a ring of chocolate and end up having passionate sex while John watches. Then McKay comes in, and Teyla sexes him, while John and Lizzeh make out. Aiden gets plastic surgery and becomes pretty again.
BSG - they find Earth and live happily ever after! OMG WHEE!
Mmm. Jack/Sam sex. That was good. I didn't know Jack could still bend that way at his advanced age!
Vala was so not a Cylon! She was half-Cylon. She was Boomer and Helo's bebie! She was very sad about this until she saw Jack/Sam sex and the beauty of it wowed her :D
Rebecca strokes Rodney's hair as he heaves once more into the toilet.
When Rodney looks up, she's smiling brilliantly at him. It's the "I've done something very, very, very bad, but I'm so very, very, very happy about it" smile. His stomach clenches, and if he had anything still left inside it, it'd probably be making its way into the porcelain bowl right about now.
She doesn't ask if he's okay, only beams at him. As sick as he feels, he knows her well enough to worry about this, because she's normally completely obsessed with his health and well-being. (He's only a fragile human, after all.)
All he can muster, though, is a vague, "Sorry."
Her smile widens. "Don't be, darling. This is wonderful."
"What? Me throwing up at your feet? Don't be so romantic, Rebecca. Ugh. I think I have the flu... or food poisoning probably. Stupid Sheppard and his stupid undercooked pancakes." He leans his forehead against the cool edge of the toilet, resting.
"No, darling Rodney," Rebecca says estaticly, smiling broadly at him. "You're not ill."
"Really?" Rodney would laugh if he could. "Then your Replicator vocabulary database desperately needs to be updated."
Impulsively, Rebecca presses herself against his back and squeezes him tightly (almost causing him to hurl some more). "Don't worry, Rodney," she says in what he assumes must be a soothing voice, "morning sickness is perfectly normal in pregnant humans."
His neck snaps up almost immediately, and he almost bangs his head against the toilet. "What?" he shrieks.
"You're pregnant, sweetheart," Rebecca says, doe-eyed and happy beyond belief. "My artificial insemination experiment worked. We're going to have a little Replicator-human child in nine months' time. Isn't this wonderful?"
His answer - and he only pauses half a moment to consider his response - is to pass out, striking his head on the edge of hard bowl on his way down.
So...who knocked Carson up by the end? I mean, they only foreshadowed it and I got the impression that it was, y'know, Ford. So...angsty MPREG Wraith-crack BABIEZ!!!
I really hate how militantly Kara/Lee I'm getting. NO!! NO!! MUST BE A SHIPPER WHORE! NOOO!!! ::bites lip:: Kara/Leoben! Kara/Anders! Kara/Helo! Lee/Laura! AARRRGGGHH!
You know they're all lying. Well, not qwirky, not really, she just left out the part where it turns out that Gaius' baby is really an Ancient, and Earth has been destroyed. Luckily, other planets in the star system have been terraformed to be like Earth That Was, according to this little cargo ship they pick up. I suspect they're just adding that in to pitch the new Serenity movie even more than they already are. Sci-Fi is such a weasel about that kind of thing.
And then where Olivia and Elliot stopped by and they sat around and talked about Jerry Orbach's character at the end and Elliot wound up crying on Teal'c's shoulder? That was SO SAD!
You mean you missed SG-1?!!?!??! ZOMG!!! They like, found an alternate universe where Jack was played by Kurt Russell and Daniel was played by James Spader and then MacGyver accidentally fell through a Stargate in the Amazon and they all had a big orgy. Yes.
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BSG - they find Earth and live happily ever after! OMG WHEE!
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Oh, and it turns out that Vala's a Cylon.
And McKay gets knocked up by Eighth.
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Vala was so not a Cylon! She was half-Cylon. She was Boomer and Helo's bebie! She was very sad about this until she saw Jack/Sam sex and the beauty of it wowed her :D
(McKay was happy about that! He loves Rebecca <3)
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And yes, Jack is really, really, really good with his tongue. And his fingers.
And yeah, the bit with Vala falling to her knees and thanking god for allowing her to witness such a sight? Brilliant.
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And I want Mckay to get knocked up by Eighth, goddamnit!!!
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When Rodney looks up, she's smiling brilliantly at him. It's the "I've done something very, very, very bad, but I'm so very, very, very happy about it" smile. His stomach clenches, and if he had anything still left inside it, it'd probably be making its way into the porcelain bowl right about now.
She doesn't ask if he's okay, only beams at him. As sick as he feels, he knows her well enough to worry about this, because she's normally completely obsessed with his health and well-being. (He's only a fragile human, after all.)
All he can muster, though, is a vague, "Sorry."
Her smile widens. "Don't be, darling. This is wonderful."
"What? Me throwing up at your feet? Don't be so romantic, Rebecca. Ugh. I think I have the flu... or food poisoning probably. Stupid Sheppard and his stupid undercooked pancakes." He leans his forehead against the cool edge of the toilet, resting.
"No, darling Rodney," Rebecca says estaticly, smiling broadly at him. "You're not ill."
"Really?" Rodney would laugh if he could. "Then your Replicator vocabulary database desperately needs to be updated."
Impulsively, Rebecca presses herself against his back and squeezes him tightly (almost causing him to hurl some more). "Don't worry, Rodney," she says in what he assumes must be a soothing voice, "morning sickness is perfectly normal in pregnant humans."
His neck snaps up almost immediately, and he almost bangs his head against the toilet. "What?" he shrieks.
"You're pregnant, sweetheart," Rebecca says, doe-eyed and happy beyond belief. "My artificial insemination experiment worked. We're going to have a little Replicator-human child in nine months' time. Isn't this wonderful?"
His answer - and he only pauses half a moment to consider his response - is to pass out, striking his head on the edge of hard bowl on his way down.
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"edge of hard bowl" --> needs a "the" =p
*revises*
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YOU LIE!!111!
Heh.
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*smites you*
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*mwahs*
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*looks cute*
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Nice cgi scene of Brisco and Daniel.."I'm a ghost"..."Been there,done that"
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