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lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-07-09 04:04 am

bit of fic before I die: Farscape/Galactica

Why is Kara on Moya? I don't know.
How did this happen? Because.
What's going to happen? I'm going to bed.

Why post this? Because if I don't, I won't finish it or something and I'd like to finish some frakking thing before I die.




"And where does that leave you?" The tones are cool, the voice cultured. The woman producing the sound isn't a woman at all, and Kara wants to say something ironic about her not being real, but finds she can't.

"Where does that leave me?"

"Yes." The woman's head tilts, blue eyes staring out of a blue face patterned in variegated blues that remind Kara of Zak's favorite flower.

Okay, she had heard the non sequitor right the first time. Kara snorts. "Where does what leave me?"

"Life." A frown, and the woman shrugs, "Clearly, you've thought about this less. Your way is not to follow your mind, but your heart. Your passion and soul. How very... Delvian of you, my dear."

"I'm not your anything."

"No." She tilts her head and smiles, the grey gown shifting as she holds out a hand, "I am Pa'u Zotah Zhaan. Welcome to Moya, child."

"I'm not a child, either."

Zhaan's eyebrows lift, and her smile tilts slightly, as if she knows something Kara doesn't know. "Perhaps."

"Where am I?" The demand is later than Kara would have liked, but the woman (alien?) distracted her too much. "I'm obviously not on Galactica..."

"As I said, you are on Moya." Impatience in the tilt of the woman's head, "Tell me, what is your name?"

Her name isn't available. But her call sign will do. It should be name, rank and serial number, Lee would have intoned. (Lee was much better at being a properly stiff officer with every regulation under his skin). "Starbuck."

"Indeed."

"Hey, Zhaan!" This voice is male, and slightly hurried, as if the man is thinking too fast and tripping over his words and feet, "Are you ready to go--" The dark-haired man skids to a halt next to Zhaan, staring at Kara. "Well, this is new. Zhaan, who's the new girl?"

"She says her name is Starbuck."

"Huh." He considers, staring at Kara, "Call sign, right?"

Kara doesn't bother answering.

The man waves a hand, "Never mind. Whatever. Look, Zhaany, where'd she come from?"

"I don't know, John."

"How can you not know?"

Zhaan snorts, her tone exasperated, "She appeared in the middle of my cell, Crichton. I rarely ask after the reason and meaning of miracles."

"Getting a new philosophy, are you?"

"Possibly." She turns and looks at Kara, "Are you hungry?"

"If you are," John says, tone dire, "I wouldn't recommend the food."

"Crichton, you really are impossible."

Bored, Kara shifts, "Are we done here?" She wants to get back to Galactica, back to sanity (if she isn't already insane).

"Yeah, sure, just don't try to kill us or something." And John turns and walks away, muttering about wormholes and strange women.

"I suspect Crichton will get over being the only human shortly."

Kara refuses to ask, moving instead to the door of the cell which slides open. "You mentioned food?"

"Yes. Come, child."

For a moment, she wants to object to being called a child again, but hunger wins out. And Starbuck swaggers down the corridor of Moya secure in the knowledge that there will be food soon.

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. I LOVE YOU.

Why hasn't someone written this sooner? Or have they and I just haven't seen it?

Now I'm just waiting for the Kara & Aeryn intro.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. I wasn't actually planning on it, but then I had Zhaan talking philosophy...

John will freak when he realizes he has two wild pilots on his hands now. Or be really turned on. I can't decide which.

[identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. That's got a lot of potential. I like Kara's thoroughly annoyed/bored attitude.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine her being more than annoyed and bored. Unless and until someone pisses her off. I don't think she'd spend the whole time trying to make friends, either. *crosses fingers that it will turn out brilliantly*
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-07-09 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooooooooo! *bounces* Will there be more? Kara asks if Sam will turn up too, btw. She's kinda predictable.

Hmmm, John/Kara. Now that's trouble.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam will not be turning up... *eyes* And there will someday be more. Just not in the next hour.

I'm more worried about Aeryn and Chiana and Zhaan and Kara let loose on the Uncharted Territories. I'm really not sure the UT would survive.
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[personal profile] woodface 2005-07-09 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww, but it would be fun if Sam was there...

Hee hee, I can't feel sorry for them for some reason.
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[personal profile] morwen_peredhil 2005-07-09 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
If Kara thought the food on Galactica was bad, just wait until she tries food cubes.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahah. Good point. *makes note*

[identity profile] niira.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh! i like! and i don't enjoy most crossovers.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. =)

[identity profile] thekatebeyond.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. Have image of Kara & Aeryn fighting. Am pleasantly disturbed. See what you've done?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-09 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
mwahahahah.

Of course, as said elsewhere, Crichton realizing he has two insane pilots on his hands, well.... It's a good thing he's made of such stern stuff.

[identity profile] thekatebeyond.livejournal.com 2005-07-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, God! More naughty images! What are you doing to my brain?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-07-10 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Honey, I am completely innocent. Personally, I want to see the gun battle that would occur if Aeryn, Kara, Zhaan and Chiana were let loose....