hahahah... oh, I'm a goof..

[lyssie]

A.j.! This should make your happy Kitty/Piotr day. Sort of. *headdesk* http://www.livejournal.com/community/sages_of_chaos/1249699.html?thread=84122019#t84122019

(erm, and anyone else who likes them...)

Thanks to everyone who wished me luck, etc. =)

What a pity I can't be paid for RPing.

Hrm. I should write a novel after I finish editing two stories.

Comments

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

What happened to your epics? :p

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

er, fanfic ones are, er, not lucrative unless my novel submission was accepted, but I don't think it was, sadly.

I may have to write a trashy pirate romance novel.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* Can the pirate be a duke in disguise? You have to have a duke in every romance novel ever written, it's official (or possibly an earl if he's a duke's younger brother and has inherited his title from a different branch of the family).

I guess the question is, will the heroine have ass-length silver hair and violet eyes?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Actually, she has dark brown hair (almost blue-black) and violet eyes. And her hair is not down to her waist, because being a pirate queen, you can't have hair down to your ass.

And the pirate is a duchess in disguise, a Lady whose estate has been confiscated.

*nods*

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*slaps self on head for being so damn sexist*

I guess the real question is, does she have an amusing parrot/monkey/highly clever boa constrictor that does party tricks?

I'd totally read it! Actually, I'd probably run a million miles away, but we're being positive here, right?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

No, but she has a loyal crew, a few of whom are insane and off their rockers....

*laughs* I'm not planning on making anyone read it.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*is sad* But a talented boa constrictor would have such great comedy value - plus your pirate could set it on the hero when he tries to grope her in front of her crew, thereby undermining her authority misbehaves.

So are you actually planning to write it, or another romance novel? *is now confused*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

True. But, then, she's kind of taken him as her cabin boy/prisoner anyway, and the rest of the crew are loyal to a fault since she has saved them all in some way from fates worse than death. plus, she gropes him right back

Actually, given the nature of things, I'm planning to write two. One for the piratey romance bit (and because Timey says she'll help, and we're stealing the plot anyway). And one regency, because I think I've read enough of the damned things...

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Ah, I hope you have a very liberal publisher in mind. Also, are you going to write awful terrible things like, "He fed his iron rod into her wet and willing core, feeling her nether lips flutter around him"? Because, er, EW.

*cheers you on* I was never a particular fan of pirate romance novels, but yes, go forth young Obi-Wan, go forth!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

If I put in enough porn, anyone should take it.

But! I have plot! Enough plot to run to THREE NOVELS if they want it spread out.

Ew. Painful euphemisms. but I may have to resort to them ...damn. I need to finish editing. I keep getting distracted.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Just remember to spread the porn evenly throughout - I always find it unnerving when the first three quarters are porn and then the last chunk turns into detailed plot. It's like the author took two books but didn't mix them up properly.

Sorry. If comment spam is love, I shall cease my adoration of you. Or something. *waggles fingers*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

This is true. And I plan on not making it, like, an Anita Blake book, where you can open it up to bad porn on any page and there is NO plot.

Actually, there's a lot of stuff that may end up getting woven in and around the porn just to establish all of the back story and everything. Mmm. Pacing.

*giggles* No worries. Between this and Kitty and Piotr on Sages, I'm being very distracted. And I finished my own edits and have taken Ryuu up on her beta offer (you've already suffered once). I now await to hear screams of disturbance from Atlanta. Since I actually kept most of what you'd seen and added on and have an ending and everything.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Anita Blake? Actually, I guess I don't really need to ask. *staggers away in shock at the idea of pacing in a romance novel* That's kinda unheard of.

I'm glad that your ficathon piece is on the verge of being done, even if you're going to melt everyone's brains with it. Mmm, brain soup! *yawns very loudly* I've been editing too, but it's going very slowly. Everything I touch at the moment is utter pants.

*waves again*