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All I want for Christmas is a sniper rifle....
See... There's these people in my neighborhood. They believe everyone wants to hear music. Some are into rap. Some are into the Oldies station.
All deliberately make sure their music is as loud as can be, so we can all be graced by it.
*hisssss* Even those of us who are trying to sleep.
Sadly, I don't have any tapes or cds that are loud enough, and offensive enough, to compete. Which sucks. I'd love to be able to blast My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult at the neighborhood. Especially 'Sex on Wheels'....
I guess I could do the 'Brute' single. But even KMFDM isn't raunchy enough. Wait. Maybe it is. But it wouldn't last long enough.
We're talkin' a good hour or two of music that blasts out and shatters the eardrums, while being really sick and perverted...
herm.... Maybe the Sesame Street alphabet album. After all, most of the people around here are illiterate assholes.
Right. Must go to work...
All deliberately make sure their music is as loud as can be, so we can all be graced by it.
*hisssss* Even those of us who are trying to sleep.
Sadly, I don't have any tapes or cds that are loud enough, and offensive enough, to compete. Which sucks. I'd love to be able to blast My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult at the neighborhood. Especially 'Sex on Wheels'....
I guess I could do the 'Brute' single. But even KMFDM isn't raunchy enough. Wait. Maybe it is. But it wouldn't last long enough.
We're talkin' a good hour or two of music that blasts out and shatters the eardrums, while being really sick and perverted...
herm.... Maybe the Sesame Street alphabet album. After all, most of the people around here are illiterate assholes.
Right. Must go to work...
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:::Nodsnodsnodsnods:::: I live in a city full of those folks. Who fully believe that I have the right to listen to their music. The people that used to live across the street from us cracked our windows twice with the bass in their stereo. Yeah, they were old windows, but still...
I do have a song I could tape for you. I don't know if it would be offensive enough, but the song is called S.A.M, which stands for Stupid A$$ Motherfscker. I also have a tape recorder that I can really record loudly. If you want a copy, email me with your snailmail addy and I'll send it out to you.