this is what is wrong with the world today

[lyssie]

Illiterate fuckers on mailing lists.

hey hw u doin umm im knew at dis ting including yahoo
so b patient wid me!! plzzz lol ummm Unfortunately i
hav not been able 2 watch da latest series bcoz it
packed up on ch4 and i dnt hav cable or satelite nemre
:( u shudve seen da withdrawal syptoms i gt man dey
wre wicked lol neways if ne1 gud tell me wots happnin
in da current series an da last 1jus to refresh ma
memory i wud love u guys 4eva and mayb id b able 2
keep up wid discussion mwah tnx hunis lol

If we culled them, then there would be more resources for the intelligent people.

Comments

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Ohmygodbecky! Please tell me this isn't real...

I'm crawling back under my rock and digging deeper.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Well, it could be someone with a dummy account trying to mock teh list. You never know.

But there are people who think that's a perfectly reasonable way to write emails.

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

I must admit, I assumed at first it was one of us!

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

If they bleed, we can kill them.

*nods firmly*

[foenix.livejournal.com]

We simply must find out...

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*cringes and runs away*

I blame mobile phones. *nods* Bloody text speak.

[nique.livejournal.com]

You've got a brian-damaged Gambit posting. I'm afraid you'll have to firebomb the list now.

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

and this is on a list with a 17+ age restriction!

YeahRite.

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

You are such a mailing list masochist! Crazy woman. ;)

[seraphic-slayer.livejournal.com]

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

That was just painful.

I dunno if I can be your bitch anymore if you're gonna subject me to that kinda thing.

Friggin' OW! dude...

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Seriously, is that for real? Like, you didn't make it up just to screw with us did you?

*is so scared right now*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

God, I just remembered I know someone who used to type exactly. like. that.

The pain... So much for having that memory buried.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

...

...

(quietly)A part of my soul just died, Lyss.

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

Mailing lists need a "Bitch, are you for real?" filter/auto-responder .

[drake57.livejournal.com]

That made my brain hurt trying to read it...

[driftingatdusk.livejournal.com]

I've been staring at it for two whole minutes and still have no clue as to what it says.

... Can I have those two minutes back, please? Ta.

[morwen_peredhil]

Yes! Cull the herd.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

...there are no words.