I too wish I had a dollar for every unwarned crappy ending or shitty fic I ever read.

Oh, she means no puppies and roses? heh. Well, yes and no. I'm not a fan of the "and they she got run over by a van, ha hah" ending, but... dude, you pays your money, you takes your chances.

Wait a minute, that's right. You didn't pay.

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