lyssie: (Liz snark Jack saving Sam)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2005-04-26 12:08 am

..omfg

JoAnn has officially invaded BSG ficdom. http://www.livejournal.com/community/bsg2003fics/70752.html

*sad*

Hrm.

I think I need a sweater.

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
ACK! BABIES! *flees*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nonono. The babies, I might've been able to deal with. It was the... other bits...

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I just saw babies in the header and fled. =P

And don't you love the last line?

"She was a wife. She was a mother. She was loved."

*hurl*

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*cuddles you with teh WARMTH of my VAST LOVE*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
yay! *snuggles*

(omg. I have no MS icon. *flails* *uses Han/Leia*)

[identity profile] rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
*cries and is traumatized*

*offers comfort and chocolate*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. *offers coffee back*

[identity profile] sideofzen.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Whenever I see that icon, I can't get over her big breasts.

[identity profile] rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I love that game so much?

*coughs*

[identity profile] lavidaessueno.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I gotta call BS on Lee fondling her to orgasm without ever waking up, much as I like the idea.

Kara leaned down and met his mouth stifling a gasp as her body slid up and down on the velvet steel of him.

Oh, the badness...

*brain hurts*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... Yes it does.

*offers coffee*

[identity profile] lavidaessueno.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
*gratefully takes mug*

[identity profile] ship-recs.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
oh wow, that was kinda out of character.

Kara opened the robe and Billy's mouth fastened hungrily on one extended nipple. For one second, her body, confused, throbbed and gushed between her legs in response to the sense memory of Lee's mouth on her breasts. Kara shivered and stuck her tongue out at her sleeping husband.

I find this disturbing.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
*makes incredibly bad joke*

Pedophilia: Start 'em young.

...shit, I am SO going to hell...

[identity profile] bijoux.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
You know, when I first read your comment, I thought "What is the President's aide doing with Kara?" :O

But anyway... yeah, disturbing...

[identity profile] ship-recs.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
haha, hadn't thought of that.

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-27 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ditto. *shudder*

[identity profile] qwirky.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
EWW.

*cries*

[identity profile] ship-recs.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Great icon!
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
*stares at icon* YES.
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[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Does that come in pen form? More selective that way.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Kinda like an Epi-Pen? A Brain-Bleach-Pen?

[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Allows you to forget fine details of fict but remember the author name and titles.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
She's... infamous in Reboot fandom for Mary Sues, and giving Bob Magickal Breat-milking abilities, iirc.

*shudders*

[identity profile] musicforcylons.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so one of those author names you see and know it's time to turn tail and run?
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. *shudders*

[identity profile] bijoux.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to mock this heartily on awfulbgfic. Please?

[identity profile] bijoux.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe not. I sort of know Nancy/JoAnn (?) through some other bsg communities, and now I feel bad.

*hides*
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I actually have no idea if it's actually JoAnn.. But I knew it would scar the Reboot crowd if I invoked her.

[identity profile] stexgirl2000.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I take it that this person writes really really really really bad happy-happy-joy-joy marriage/baby fic. :shudders:
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
There's added squickiness, but that's enough for me. *shudder*

[identity profile] amykay73.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
SCREAM!!! I read this two days ago. The babies and Starbuck description tipped its hat right away that it was going to be awful. I had to read it to see how awful, and I was not disappointed. Nothing I like better with my smut than a flashback to child abuse and a breastfeeding child at the end (with lots of references to the breastefeeding breasts during the sex)

[shudders]

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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You have more fortitude than me. I... skimmed it. Then ran.

[identity profile] ktstarbuck.livejournal.com 2005-04-26 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

Hell No.

Fuck NO.

I don't know who the frak that bitch is, but she is NOT me.

*shudders*

Ew, babies. Babies with LEE.

I need to go shower now. With a metal bristled brush.

[identity profile] alryssa.livejournal.com 2005-04-27 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
The whole thing with the baby sucking her breast and her getting off on that?

Uh, yeah. *eyetwitches* I need the brainbleach now, kthx.

Not Jo Ann's handle, unfortunately. But just as bad. *cries*
morwen_peredhil: (apollo bulletproof kink)

[personal profile] morwen_peredhil 2005-04-27 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I unfortunately managed to run across this one on my own. I knew it was babyfic, but I just couldn't look away from the trainwreck. Until the milk part, that is.

I really think there should be a warning on lactation smut.

[identity profile] livilla.livejournal.com 2005-04-27 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
How can there be so much badfic after ONE season?

*mind boggles*

[identity profile] skellingtonjon.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack ack ack.
That's worse than the Reboot Babies, somehow...