heheheheh.

[lyssie]

So, in searching through the sewer that is the S/J list to find the Jack's Office pictures... I came across the Becky Ratliff & Nos' debate on Sam as Whore... And, dude, that just totally reconfirmed my deep and abiding love for Nos', as Ratliff is just an insane idiotic bint.

Best bit: nos' tellin' her to buy a clue. *goes to re-read*

(ps. Guys? If the list has to ask "Does Carter have a personality?", I have to wonder how many of you actually like her. Fuckers.)

Comments

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Dare we hope that this is the year she stops threatening to not watch the show anymore, and actually just leaves? I mean, because obviously there's no redeeming qualities to any of the stories or characters once Jack is gone.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

pleasepleaspleaspleaspleaspleaple...

I can hope, can't I?

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

So, just out of curiosity, did she go off on Jack for sleeping with Kerry the whore, according to her definition, or was that solely reserved for Sam?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I don't remember. I think it might have gone something like: Jack deserved to have a woman, because Sam had hurt him.

...ugh.

Hrm.

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

well then by that logic, Sam deserved Pete because of Kynthia. Laira. Whatever.

*head hurts*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know. *hands over coffee*

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Um...how about Jack and Sam are both consenting adults and can sleep with whomever they damn well please and both Pete and Kerry are a hell of a lot less problematic as far as romantic partners go because they both fall outside of the frat regs?

Or I am looking at this thing with logic again? Silly, silly me.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

You and your silly Earth logic. But then again, she's the same person who proposed that Sam running across 1969!Jack and being his first would be so romantic and mean they were just fated to be together.

She did not take kindly to my Earth logic when I called her on that WTF.

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

She does not understand your Earth logic. Or mine, apparently. She was Very Peeved when I asked why, given her contempt for Sam, she would even want her to be with Jack.

[jemster.livejournal.com]

Actually, Kerry *does* fall into the frat regs or perhaps the inappropriate relations category because she's part of the Oversight Committee which writes Jack's performance reviews...err...I wonder if she's going to mention "Great with his tongue" in his next review...

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I wonder if she's going to mention "Great with his tongue" in his next review...

Well, if they want all his good points...

[jemster.livejournal.com]

Then that would leave out, "Great hands too."

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Yes! OMG!! You cannot leave out the Magic Jack Fingers(tm)!

[livilla.livejournal.com]

And "Sex God". Mustn't forget that.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Sexinator! (poings!)

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! Mustn't forget that!

Well, how could you because he is The Sexinator! He's so good you wil never forget it.

(Oi... :P)

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Okay, so there is that, but a relationship with Kerry is still less blatantly inappropriate than a relationship with Sam would be, as much as I love Jack and Sam together. Even the two of them being friends is definately pushing the frat regs.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Noes! For they all Manipulated him and thus Do Not Count!

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

*nods*

And he was drugged. Once again I forgot this key point.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

They manipulated him? (snicker, snicker, snerk!)

Why yes, I'm occasionally thirteen years old. Why do you ask?

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

link? *puppy eyes*

And The List asked if Sam has a personality?

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Of course she does, as long as she's with Jack.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

(humphs)My Sam is too good for thier Bizzaro version of Jack, dammit.

(takes Sam away for hugs and ice cream)

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*thwaps Julie*

And I am *so* glad I was out of town that week! 'nos did a fine job there.

OMG, someone who is more paranoid than me. By her logic, women who want to have sex should shoot all male co-workers just to be on the safe side, for they are all potential mad rapists. (This is not so. Only the ones who get near my teenage daughter are. *pumps shotgun* Unless they're gay. Then they're after my boys. *aims* They're humbler if you cripple 'em before you let come a-courtin'.)

The one thing someone should suggest next time is that it would be much safer for Sam to be gay, because then all the mad rapists would know that she wasn't a ho and was off-limits. That would ease her conservative leetle mind, dontcha think?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*smooches* I think that was when I was just joining, and, and... dude, I thought she was nuts. And liked this Lara kid...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

ag. And the gay Sam thing. Dude. I end up writing her as bi anyway, half the time. omg, that's why she and Pete didn't work out.

"Pete, I... I have something to tell you."

"Sam?"

"I'm gay."

"...well, it's not like I didn't expect this."

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

After rereading these posts, the question that comes to my mind is whether she and Telkena are really two separate people.

*shudders*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*hands over*

I give you many, actually. And, er, if you go back a week before or so, there's the "Does Carter have a personality?" post...

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90107
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90125
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90151
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90152
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90159
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90160

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samandjack/message/90215

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

The insanity is the only reason I'm still a member of that group. ;)

Am still tempted to set up a comm for the loving of Sam Carter but alas am lacking in name ideas.
And motivation.

BSG is taking over my brain.

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Oh, please do it. We need a place for Sam fans where we can rant about the stupidity and ignorance of others. And Sam SO deserves teh luv.

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

All I need is a half decent name for this comm of Sam lovin' and it will happen.

::hint hint::

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

samcarterlove?

sigh. This is why, like Ford, I am not allowed to name things. Perhaps I should post a "please help us name a Sam community" post...

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

And that's about as good as any of my ideas get.

So please just do the post.
Maybe someone with actual creativity will help us.

::crosses fingers::

My brain feels fuzzy....

[stexgirl2000.livejournal.com]

God, do I have to join the list to read the insane batshit that people over there put out?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

erm, maybe?

I'm tempted to copy/paste it all out for people who don't want to wade...

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Lyssie. I really appreciated you wading through all of this for me so that I don't have to. But how can you do this? My head hurts just from reading the highlights.

And I belong to the list.

*cries*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know. *shudder*

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Good grief. There are no words, only much shrieking (which I'm sure the neighbours will hate me for).

[livilla.livejournal.com]

I also really appreciate you wading through all this bullshit so I know when to completely skip past my emails. *hugs* You're a saint!