I wasn't planning it, but... It would be very fun to write a ficlet where Jack gets transformed into a gorilla and expreses all kinds of territorial behaviour around Carter. On the other hand, a) do I really want to write 2 mean parody-like fics in one week, and b) I'm not sure I want to have to touch upon the issues of gorilla rape (I think seem to remember watching some documentary where they were pretty vicious)
*crumples idea up and throws it out of the window*
Or, having googled it, I think I may be confused with chimpanzees. Sure, if a new male takes over a harem of females he'll kill all the babies to put the mothers in heat, but that's pretty common in the animal kingdom.
You know what really gets me about the Monkey Sex fics? It's the textual contortion act that she does to ensure that they're 100 or 200 words. That's why I prefer the ficlet to the drabble, no need to be awkward when you don't have to be precise.
Very badly written 1-200 word drabbles. That have sex in them, and two characters who are named Sam and Jack, but who actually aren't Sam and Jack. You could call them Fred and Wilma and be more accurate.
And the prose is shitty, and the euphemisms are something a blushing teen would use.
This is totally unrelated to your post (which is probably really bad lj etiquette), but: Is Carter's love for chocolate canon or fanon? For some reason this question is driving me nuts (especially because I want Sam to be all strong and anti-cliched, but I'm not sure whether she is or not).
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Saw that. Shuddered at it. Deleted it.
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She talked down to me in her reply.
It was very sad.
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Sims!Lizzie went a little crazy while pregnant, and the shrink appeared and made her act like a gorilla...
Er, that's what I was thinking when I saw "monkey sex." Sims!Lizzie didn't have sex whilst in that state though.
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*ravish*
Poor Sims!Lizzie. *pets her*
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Wait. You mean there might be an actual monkey in your story?
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*crumples idea up and throws it out of the window*
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Enquiring minds want to know.
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Wonderful, fresh, breathtaking!
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Of course, it's not like I read those either. *enters the land of denial and pretends they're wank*
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Bang!!
Shucks, missed. Sorry about that.
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And the prose is shitty, and the euphemisms are something a blushing teen would use.
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I have an image of Chim Chim (speed racer monkey) and cheetah knocking ugly now....*shudder*
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That could be good...couldnt it? Or am I missing something. I think this is likely :) lol
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Is Carter's love for chocolate canon or fanon? For some reason this question is driving me nuts (especially because I want Sam to be all strong and anti-cliched, but I'm not sure whether she is or not).
Sorry. And thank you.
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