*edits log*

[lyssie]

This would be the conversation Ryuu and I had last night, regarding Telkena, and Ryuu's fic (I have edited out me whining for her to finish it and post)... And, er, Sam and Jack being cute and squishy.

No, no, REALLY cute and squishy.

KarmaA: And that Sam is some weak little victim. Cause...she's not.
KarmaA: I mean, really, really not.
Jack: Nope. In fact, she'd kick anyone's ass if they laid a finger on her. *scowls*
KarmaA: (meekly)I know that.
KarmaA: Especially if you raped her. She'd kill ya dead.
Jack: (shudders and hugs a little tighter) Yeah. Hell, I'd kill me. and then Daniel and T would bring me back to life, and kill me again. Then Jonas would show up and the three of them would tear me limb from limb. Burn the ashes, dance on my grave...
KarmaA: You're a good person, Jack.
Jack: (awkwardly) Thanks.
KarmaA: She's batshit insane. I know that.
Lyssie: Yes.
Lyssie: *shudders*
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Jack: Fishing with Jack is very nice.
Lyssie: *pats Jack* Yes. Yes it is.
Jack: (makes a face)Even if I'm apparently an abusive, raping monster.
KarmaA: And you're still a good person.
Jack: Thanks.
KarmaA: Sam thinks you are too!
Sam: Yep. I do.
Jack: (looks relieved)
Sam: (eyebrow raise)You doubted that?
Jack: Maybe?
Sam: (reaches out to squeeze his hand)Don't. Ever.
Jack: Okay.
Sam: (keeps holding his hand)
Jack: (squeezes)
Sam: You are a very good person.
Jack: So are you.
Sam: (smiles)Thank you.
Sam: (idly laces her fingers through his)I wouldn't love you if I didn't think you were good.
Jack: (tugs her close and loops an arm around her shoulders)
Sam: (small grin)Although not too good.
Jack: (snorts)
Sam: (leans her head against his shoulder and hooks her arm around his waist)
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Jack: Carter would kill me if I seriously called her my woman.
Sam: Yup.
Sam: I'd be a little heart-broken, but I'd kill him.
Jack: Can I call you my Carter?
Sam: Maybe.
Jack: My Colonel? (cuddles)
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KarmaA: Aren't they cute?
Lyssie: yus
KarmaA: And sexy and Sam's in pajamas.
Lyssie: yus
Jack: (happily)Carter in pajamas...
Sam: (chuckles) Even white cotton panties, Jack?
Jack: Mhmm...(kisses her neck)
Sam: (tilts her head) Even ripped, stained, ratty old underwear?
Jack: (cuddles)You won't be wearin' it for long.
Sam: (snorts)
Jack: (puppyeyes)
Sam: (eyes him)
Jack: What?
Sam: (shakes her head and cuddles) You're sappy.
Jack: (kisses happily)
Sam: (kisses back)
Jack: You don't mind finding out I'm a sap?
Sam: I think I'll survive.
Jack: Good.
KarmaA: (eyeroll)I guess I could edit in a scene of Jack raping her. Since sex always equals true love.
Lyssie: .. EW EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
Jack: (looks nauseated)No. No, never, no way, not a chance.
Jack: (hugs Sam tightly)Never, never, never.
Sam: (shudders) I would rip out your spine.
Jack: I'd help you. (still hugging)
Jack: Daniel could bludgeon me to death with some of his rocks.
Sam: Yes.
Sam: But only after I'd castrated you.
Jack: With a plastic knife.
Sam: I was thinking with my bare hands.
Jack: (shudders)I think that'd be too quick. I'd deserve to have it drawn out as much as possible.
Jack: (suddenly serious)Carter, if I ever do anything to deliberately hurt you like that, I want you to kill me.
Sam: Same in return.
Jack: Deal.
Sam: (nods and leans against him)
Jack: (goes back to hugging)That's not love. It's not.
Sam: No.
Jack: (looks sickened)How could anyone think that's love?
Sam: I don't know.
Jack: (kisses her suddenly)
Sam: Mmph!
Jack: I'm serious. Kill me.
Sam: I know.
Jack: (nods and kisses again)

Comments

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of tonsil hockey, personally.

I've been known to use a skillet.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Really? Sounds fun. Can I lock the door now?

I'm impressed. I thought you just used your phone.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I had that deadbolt installed for a reason.

I'm good with numbers. What can I say?