*edits log*

[lyssie]

This would be the conversation Ryuu and I had last night, regarding Telkena, and Ryuu's fic (I have edited out me whining for her to finish it and post)... And, er, Sam and Jack being cute and squishy.

No, no, REALLY cute and squishy.

KarmaA: And that Sam is some weak little victim. Cause...she's not.
KarmaA: I mean, really, really not.
Jack: Nope. In fact, she'd kick anyone's ass if they laid a finger on her. *scowls*
KarmaA: (meekly)I know that.
KarmaA: Especially if you raped her. She'd kill ya dead.
Jack: (shudders and hugs a little tighter) Yeah. Hell, I'd kill me. and then Daniel and T would bring me back to life, and kill me again. Then Jonas would show up and the three of them would tear me limb from limb. Burn the ashes, dance on my grave...
KarmaA: You're a good person, Jack.
Jack: (awkwardly) Thanks.
KarmaA: She's batshit insane. I know that.
Lyssie: Yes.
Lyssie: *shudders*
--
Jack: Fishing with Jack is very nice.
Lyssie: *pats Jack* Yes. Yes it is.
Jack: (makes a face)Even if I'm apparently an abusive, raping monster.
KarmaA: And you're still a good person.
Jack: Thanks.
KarmaA: Sam thinks you are too!
Sam: Yep. I do.
Jack: (looks relieved)
Sam: (eyebrow raise)You doubted that?
Jack: Maybe?
Sam: (reaches out to squeeze his hand)Don't. Ever.
Jack: Okay.
Sam: (keeps holding his hand)
Jack: (squeezes)
Sam: You are a very good person.
Jack: So are you.
Sam: (smiles)Thank you.
Sam: (idly laces her fingers through his)I wouldn't love you if I didn't think you were good.
Jack: (tugs her close and loops an arm around her shoulders)
Sam: (small grin)Although not too good.
Jack: (snorts)
Sam: (leans her head against his shoulder and hooks her arm around his waist)
--
Jack: Carter would kill me if I seriously called her my woman.
Sam: Yup.
Sam: I'd be a little heart-broken, but I'd kill him.
Jack: Can I call you my Carter?
Sam: Maybe.
Jack: My Colonel? (cuddles)
--
KarmaA: Aren't they cute?
Lyssie: yus
KarmaA: And sexy and Sam's in pajamas.
Lyssie: yus
Jack: (happily)Carter in pajamas...
Sam: (chuckles) Even white cotton panties, Jack?
Jack: Mhmm...(kisses her neck)
Sam: (tilts her head) Even ripped, stained, ratty old underwear?
Jack: (cuddles)You won't be wearin' it for long.
Sam: (snorts)
Jack: (puppyeyes)
Sam: (eyes him)
Jack: What?
Sam: (shakes her head and cuddles) You're sappy.
Jack: (kisses happily)
Sam: (kisses back)
Jack: You don't mind finding out I'm a sap?
Sam: I think I'll survive.
Jack: Good.
KarmaA: (eyeroll)I guess I could edit in a scene of Jack raping her. Since sex always equals true love.
Lyssie: .. EW EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
Jack: (looks nauseated)No. No, never, no way, not a chance.
Jack: (hugs Sam tightly)Never, never, never.
Sam: (shudders) I would rip out your spine.
Jack: I'd help you. (still hugging)
Jack: Daniel could bludgeon me to death with some of his rocks.
Sam: Yes.
Sam: But only after I'd castrated you.
Jack: With a plastic knife.
Sam: I was thinking with my bare hands.
Jack: (shudders)I think that'd be too quick. I'd deserve to have it drawn out as much as possible.
Jack: (suddenly serious)Carter, if I ever do anything to deliberately hurt you like that, I want you to kill me.
Sam: Same in return.
Jack: Deal.
Sam: (nods and leans against him)
Jack: (goes back to hugging)That's not love. It's not.
Sam: No.
Jack: (looks sickened)How could anyone think that's love?
Sam: I don't know.
Jack: (kisses her suddenly)
Sam: Mmph!
Jack: I'm serious. Kill me.
Sam: I know.
Jack: (nods and kisses again)

Comments

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

I'm very amused. And totally charmed. And rather sleepy. *yawns*

They're so cute! I'm still overwhelmed by what she did to them. (mind you, I made Sam self-harm, sort of, so I'm no better. *feels ashamed and wanders off*)

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I'm told there are many of me running around.... here... somewhere.

Creeps me the hell out.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall that you don't get along with yourself. *tilts her head* Although I also seem to recall hoping you'd both lose your shirts...

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Although the teenage version was cute in an "I wanna pat his head and give him a cookie" sorta way. (pauses)Of course, I wouldn't mind doing that to ClassicJack either...

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. I'm not attracted to teenagers.

*quietly* And thank you for not writing me as a happily abused woman.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Hey, you are my hero. I fully believe you can do just about anything, and that includes standing up to some two-bit Denver detective. (beams)

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *blush*

And Pete wasn't exactly two-bit.

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Well, no. I can't imagine you're masochistic enough to agree to marry someone who's...er...untalented.

(coughs awkwardly)

Um...you're the Coolest Girl Ever?

[sam-c.livejournal.com]

Seconded. *shudder*

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I've never liked myself that much.

What, again?

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

So, does it surprise you when other people like you?

Of course, sir. I live for the days you lose your shirt. Makes my whole week.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

People are always surprising me, Carter. Not least when they're kidnapping me in my sleep and making mini.... me's.

Y'know, Carter, if I were saying that to you... it could be construed as sexual harrassment.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Yes, I suppose that would surprise you.

*tilts her head* Are you likely to say anything of the sort in the near future to me?

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

How about right now?

Only if I was of a mind to get my ass kicked.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Depends on what you're planning on saying.

*sighs* I suppose it would result in that.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

How about, 'My, Carter, what a low-cut top you're wearing today' for starters?

Well, you and I both know I'd completely deserve it.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Cheesy. Plus, I'm wearing a regulation tanktop. Low-cut is not in its vocabulary.

And I wouldn't enjoy kicking your ass at all.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I never said I was good at sexual harrassment, Carter.

*pause*

Busy tonight?

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Point. But you do leer well.

Why, yes, I have experiments that need to be finished and a naquadah generator to test. But they can wait if something important comes... up.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I've been working on that one.

*coughs*

...consider it done.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Have you? I thought you were a natural from the beginning. Practice makes perfect, of course.

Wonderful. I look forward to it with anticipation.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

Keep that up and you won't leave this office for another hour.

Bring beer.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Wanna arm wrestle?

Do you cook with anything else?

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of tonsil hockey, personally.

I've been known to use a skillet.

[telemetry-diva.livejournal.com]

Really? Sounds fun. Can I lock the door now?

I'm impressed. I thought you just used your phone.

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

I had that deadbolt installed for a reason.

I'm good with numbers. What can I say?

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*licks icon*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[two-ls.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how unsanitary that is? Get a wipe, wi'ya?

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

(passes over a tissue)Is it our fault that you're lickable?

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

I guess I could edit in a scene of Jack raping her. Since sex always equals true love.

So what happened to that scene then, because I didn't see it, and that would have just MADE the fic ;)

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Oh, ha ha. Jack's over here muttering about how he's gonna kick your ass, you know. And Sam's discussing creative alternate uses for a naquadah reactor. (eyes you)

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Jack: Daniel could bludgeon me to death with some of his rocks.
That would be the BEST FIC EVER.

Daniel: OMG! MUST SAVE SAM!!!.... *looks forlornly at artifact* Sorry, but you have to become a rock now. *bludgeons*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww, damn they are cute! I'm not used to seeing Jack so sappy. I feel a little cheated, actually.

I think I need a sappy!Jack icon.