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Dear Telkena. For the love of god and my sanity, please fuck off and die.

Stop. Writing. SG-1. Fic.

I need fluff, people. And good Sam/Jack porn.

*cries*

eta: maggots. Death on a grand scale. Skullfucking. Stupid psychotic shit that would make people pale. Body-cam.

None of those make my stomach turn as much as Telkena.

I mean, fucking Christ, people, Dex had a maggot fetish when it came to horror, and that only made me wince.

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My sympathies. I didn't get far before I gave up. There's a point where it isn't even fun to mock. She got there in record time. *offers brain bleach*

As if her previous Sam/Jack smut, with Jack proving he loves Sam by first fucking a 25-year old while Sam watches, and then raping her (oh! but she orgasmed! So it must be true love!)...

No, no, this one (I skipped the first chapter, just to see how bad it could get) has chapter two starting out with Sam taunting Jack, thanking him for raping her, and offering to get herself wet for him the next time.

*hides*

I swear. The current choices are one where it's all flowery and explosive. Or Telkena, where apparently, it's SG-1 meets Sin City, with Jack and Sam being replaced with people who bear no resemblance to them.

*clings*

I just. Seriously, I can't even begin to get past the first few lines.

*uses bleach a lot*

*clings*

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This is why I was afraid to ask...

FLUFFFFFFFF!

*does not know who this Telkena person is*

Fluff! Yes. *clings*

::headdesk::

I almost want to see this to believe it..... LINK!!!

*traumatised and scared to read any further*

*shudder*

You asked.

http://sjnc17.stargate-brats.net/viewstory.php?sid=521

omg. I saw the line 'Pete gets violent' and hit delete, but that?

*cries*

Why does she always want to break them? It's always 'he knew how to handle his big tool so well that she just broke her into a million tiny tiny pieces'. Well, basically.

In a continuation, Pete gets violent, and so Jack rapes her. WTF?

Ok, I clicked the link but haven't read anything yet...but there is that one pic in her banner that grabs my attention.
Does anyone know where I could get a copy of that screencap of Jack with his hand over Sams' mouth?

Because you're special? *ducks*

*headdesk*

Yes.

Can we please kill her?

HAHAHAH!

Yes.

*offers tea*

Against my better judgement, I just got to the rape scene and I feel ill. *cries again* How can all her posts be so fluffy, and her fic... not.

Can we please kill her?

I can't think of any way painful enough...

http://www.jackfic.com/multimedia/screencaps/oom/index.htm

Near the bottom are the corridor bits, iirc. Lots of images, as a warning....

in orgasm?

I don't know. I kinda like breaking my toys (and I've used the 'shattered' to describe orgasm before). But NOT like this. Where it's so painfully out of character I want to demand to know why she doesn't just post them on an erotica site since they're her fantasies, anyway.

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